https://youtu.be/NN7fV4bH07c
OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY: I hereby OFFICIALLY apologize for not making a video of Sterling Brown scoring 23 points earlier this season. I think I was feeling overworked that day and didn’t want to spend any more time making highlight videos, even though 23 points from Brown would be his second-highest-scoring game ever. Just because I’m semi-retired doesn’t mean I should be ignoring big games from scrubs. In fact, big games from scrubs are the only thing I care about these days.
This whole thing is even more shameful because Brown played three seasons for the Bucks. As a Bucks fan, I should be treating former players with more respect. Would I treat Dan Gadzuric or John Salmons with such disdain? No. So I shouldn’t be out here ignoring Brown like I did. And that’s why I’m issuing an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY.
While we’re at it, John Salmons should issue an OFFICIAL JOHN SALMONS APOLOGY for tricking the Bucks into paying him all that money that one time.
The only reason I made this video is so that I could make my apology. Otherwise, twenty points from Sterling Brown isn’t that exciting or notable. But the guilt was eating away at my soul, and hopefully, by uploading this video, the disintegration of my soul comes to a stop. I really don’t think I have much soul left, but some soul is better than no soul, right? If I wake up some morning to find that the final few shards of my soul have escaped out my anus during the night and are laying in a glittering heap on my bedsheets, I guess we’ll find out the answer to that question.