Chris Johnson. Unless you are an NBA junkie or Timberwolves fan, you probably don’t know who this is. With a name like Chris Johnson you are pretty much doomed to obscurity. And not only that, but he shares his name with ANOTHER totally scrubby player who just got signed by the Grizz. So if you’re looking for that guy, sorry, he hasn’t actually played as of this writing.
So what can Chris Johnson do? He can dunk. And block shots. Sounds pretty good, huh? DeAndre Jordan has made a career out of doing those things. That’s actually a decent approximation for this dude. Definitely better than Stiemsma, anyway.