It has come to my attention that Mirza Teletovic has broken the NBA record for most threes off the bench in a single season. Pretty good! Probably not as impressive as whatever record Stephen Curry is smashing these days, but still, pretty good.
It’s not even really a record that should belong to Mirza, since he has theoretically been playing well enough this year to have earned a starting spot. The tanking Suns, however, are fine with hamstringing his production by leaving him on the bench. And I’m fine with it as well. It means his trade value will be lower, and the Bucks can probably get him for MCW or something. Please. PLEASE. Need shooting. Send help.