The more I think about it, the less the name “Cameron Payne” seems like an NBA player’s name and more like a porn star name. Think about it… Payne is an evocative last name. I don’t know what kind of porn a hypothetical “Cameron Payne” would star in, but I bet it would involve naked people. That’s what porn is, usually. It’s a good thing Cameron is also a girl’s name, like, that means a production that DownToBuck could get behind, like maybe Cameron Diaz in a sexy dominatrix outfit, that would be pretty hot. Maybe. Actually she’s kind of uggo now. So maybe not. You never know, though.
I don’t really know where I’m going with this.
So… Cameron Payne the basketball player. This is a career high for him in points and one short of a career high in assists, so let’s just go ahead and say this is his best game as a pro. Against the Spurs, no less! The Thunder would be screwed if Russell Westbrook went down for any extended period of time, but now, with this performance by Payne, maybe they’d be slightly less screwed.