After much deliberation, I have come up with the following offseason plan for the Bulls:
Trade everyone except for Derrick Rose (no one will take his contract or his knees) and Justin Holiday (self-explanatory after tonight). Start over with those two as a core or, more accurately, Holiday as the core and Rose as towel-waver numero uno.
Bobby Portis can stay if he wants. It’s up to him.
Everyone else, though, can screw right off. Frickin’ divas and scrubs and chokers and chuckers, can’t even make the playoffs as a supposedly stacked roster.
It might be rough for the first few years of the rebuild. Even Kevin Durant’s teams sucked for a couple seasons. Holiday would have to be called upon to score 30-ish points per contest for at least the first two years, until the Bulls can find him some good help. This 29-point game, featuring the full arsenal of an unleashed Holiday, is just the beginning of a new dynasty.