How is Nicolas Batum only 27 years old? I feel like he’s been in the league for forever. Is he pulling an Ersan/Yi/Serge/Thon where he’s older than he claims, but instead of doing the age-changing before he got into the league he just subtracted three from his years when he got traded to the Hornets? I wouldn’t be surprised. Just look at him. You can’t tell me that that dude is on the good side of 30.
Has anyone seen a copy of his birth certificate lately? No? That’s pretty suspicious! Not like it would prove much of anything; 3rd-world countries like France have notoriously shoddy/non-existent record keeping. His official documentation probably consists of a few Roman numerals scratched into a particularly crusty piece of bread.