Steven Adams 16 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2016)

There is only one dunk in this video and it sucks. Adams is rumbling down the lane ready to invite the entire Pistons team and the entire city of Detroit to his poster party, but Westbrook’s pass bounces off his hands and he has to stop and collect it. Then, nobody on the Pistons wants to involve themselves with the heavily-tattooed kiwi who’s standing near the basket so they just stand there when he finally gets the ball back in his hands and goes up for the weakest dunk ever.

If you read my retelling of events, there is no reason for you watch the rest of the video unless you’re interested in one of the following things: Adams hitting a hook shot; Adams hitting another hook shot; Adams hitting a floater; Adams hitting a give-n-go layup; Adams getting called “Enes Kanter” by the always-ineloquent Michael Cage; or Adams hitting free throws.

That’s actually a full description of the entire video, so it seems like I just accidentally made the video itself totally obsolete. New DTB venture: just typing out descriptions of what highlight videos would look like if I bothered to make them.

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