Funnily enough, I was JUST thinking about how bad Kevin Knox was sucking, because that’s what I usually do when I’m not making videos, is just sit around and think about various crappy NBA players and how bad they’re sucking at playing basketball. So I was thinking about Knox and how he just really, really…
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Mitchell Robinson Career High 22 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (12/17/2019)
Just a sampling of some Knicks players did tonight against the Hawks: Mitchell Robinson – career high 22 points RJ Barrett – career high 27 points Kevin Knox – season high 17 points Frank Ntilikina – career high 3 points Bobby Portis – career high 2 faces punched And that’s just a sampling. I would…
Read MoreRJ Barrett 27 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)
I would like to earnestly apologize for foolishly and presumptively rendering and uploading this video before the game was even over, figuring that RJ Barrett wouldn’t score any more points. Alas, he hit two free throws (that were ruined by excessive Vince Carter worship, but I digress) with 45 seconds left. The video showing him…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
All I want for Christmas is to be able to dunk like Derrick Jones Jr. can. Is that so much to ask? It is, because there are only a few people with his dunking ability and most of them are in the NBA solely because of that (even James White managed to get in eventually…
Read MoreJalen Brunson 13 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
This is, apparently, what the Mavericks look like when they have a real point guard (“real” implying shortness, which Jalen Brunson definitely has) instead of their normal setup of Luka Doncic doing everything. And it looks good! The Bucks weren’t expecting this to be such a tough game, and it cost them, as the Mavericks…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 18 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
Tristan Thompson has been a Cavalier for a long time. This is his ninth year with the team. He’s seen them be bad, then good, then bad again. He’s experienced the euphoria of winning a championship. He’s experienced the agony of winning just nineteen games in a season. He’s played with superstars like Kyrie Irving…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
Deandre Ayton is just coming back from roid vacation (his entourage will tell you it was diuretics but we all know why Ayton was taking diuretics…it was because of all the steroids he needed to pee out of his body) and that means bad things for Frank Kaminsky, who has been enjoying an extended run…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
This highlight video of Bryn Forbes scoring eighteen points by hitting six three-pointers might be the quickest a highlight video has ever finished in terms of elapsed game time. By halfway through the second quarter, Forbes is done scoring. He does nothing else in the game other than miss shots, foul, commit turnovers, and rebound,…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
Props to Kyle Korver for being the only Buck to show up tonight besides Giannis Antetokounmpo. Their forces combined (17 for Korver, 48 for Giannis, basically equal) were almost enough to take down the Mavericks, who were missing a certain player who I shall not name because his absence has been mentioned too many times…
Read MoreSeth Curry 26 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
After this impressive win against the Bucks, now is the time to advance the theory that the Mavericks are better without Luka Doncic. Such a theory is often called the “Ewing Theory”, named after Patrick Ewing Jr., who played 9 games for the New Orleans Hornets in 2011 and really sucked, making no buckets in…
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