Obviously nobody wanted the NBA season to be suspended for four months, but there can still be some good things that come out of it. Specifically, the good thing that I want to come out of it is footage of Duncan Robinson shooting three-pointers in an empty gym five hours a day for four months…
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Frank Mason 11 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
So Frank Mason is totally gonna be out of the league starting next season, but I’m glad he’s getting to play a little bit for the Bucks during this miraculous period of time where a.) the games don’t matter and b.) Eric Bledsoe is still coronaed. Every fan wants their team’s fifteenth man to succeed…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 18 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
Everybody comments on the fact that the Rockets have taken the concept of “small ball” to its absurd conclusion, but nobody really mentions that the Clippers are on their way to doing something similar. Or if they are mentioning it, I’m not seeing it because I don’t actually read any NBA journalism other than my…
Read MoreMyles Turner 21 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
Fans of Myles Turner are despairing this season because he’s shooting the worst he’s ever shot from the field in his career (45.6%) while also scoring the lowest PPG per game since his rookie season (11.9). And fans of the Pacers are despairing because he decided to start doing this in the first year of…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 19 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
Can anybody give me a good reason why I would even try to write something insightful for this video description when I know for a fact (a god-damn FACT) that this video will never even get close to 500 views? One good reason at all? (Maintaining the universally excellent quality of my video descriptions is…
Read MoreChris Chiozza 10 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
I think I figured out why the Nets commentary crew keeps bringing up cheese and cheese-related puns during the broadcast. It’s because Chris Chiozza’s name, if you mangle the pronunciation of it, sort of sounds like it contains the word “cheese”. And that’s it. If they’re actually gonna keep doing this, which I hope they…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot just keeps setting new career highs. First he scored 24 five days ago, which tied a career high (so I lied about him “setting” a career high, since “setting” is not the same as “tieing”). Now he’s scored 26, which outright sets a career high in an unambiguous way. What’s next? 28? 30?…
Read MoreDerrick White 20 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)
One thing that struck me while watching this game was that Derrick White was being aggressive with his three-pointers. He wasn’t just standing around waiting for the perfect opportunity to arise before launching from deep. He was making his own opportunities by taking the ball and shooting in whoever’s face was there. This will not…
Read MoreJaren Jackson Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)
Jaren Jackson had two rebounds in this game. Two. That’s it. In 31 minutes. That’s not a lot of rebounds. That’s a Brook Lopez amount of rebounds. He also scored a Brook Lopez amount of points, but that’s beside the point right now. Remember: this is the NBA. If you want rebounds, rebounds can be…
Read MoreZion Williamson 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/3/2020)
Zion Williamson only had three games this season (out of 21 appearances) where he shot below 50% from the field. I’m just so used to high-efficiency outings from him that I get irrationally upset when he has a relatively poor shooting game. That’s why I’m irrationally upset right now. Zion went 9-of-21 from the field…
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