At some point last season, Steven Adams ended up on my exclusion list. I know it was sometime in the middle of the season because the written exclusion list doesn’t include his name (I was too lazy to make updates to it as the season went along). Since I have no written record of my…
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Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Furkan “Kork and Ball Torture” Korkmaz is still leading the Sixers in total made three-pointers and it’s not even that close really. He’s got 28 hits from the deepzone this season, while Josh Richardson, the next player on the list, only has twenty. Korkmaz should definitely be commended for coming into the season ready to…
Read MoreOmari Spellman 18 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Someone needs to tell me RIGHT NOW what the frick happened to Omari Johnson. RIGHT NOW. I am too lazy to use Google (or, more accurately, DuckDuckGo, because I don’t want Google knowing that DownToBuck doesn’t even know what happened to Omari Johnson), not like I’d even want their stupid information. What I really want…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry Career High 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
The fact that “Career High” adorns the title of this video is not going to be nearly enough to get people to actually watch it. For reasons that I can’t really discern, DeAndre’ Bembry has no fans to speak of. Didn’t he go to college? Normally, even the unpopular players have a small legion of…
Read MoreJustin Jackson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
We follow up the video for the somewhat generically-named Justin James with a video for the for-sure generically-named Justin Jackson, a player whose name is so generic that he shared it with a guy in the very next draft (but who hasn’t played yet, thankfully for my sanity). Jackson is the definition of generic. He…
Read MoreJustin James 14 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
It’s too bad that Justin “The Most Worthy Heir To The ‘James’ Throne Since Mike James Just Randomly Disappeared From The NBA After Randomly Appearing” James’ most impressive play this game was an attempted posterization of DeAndre Jordan that only resulted in two missed free throws. In a major departure from established protocol, I actually…
Read MoreJoe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Attention basketball-reference: I love your stats, you’re a big help in righting these descriptions, but there is no way in diddly poodle-poo that Joe Harris’ nickname is “Beef Jerky Joe”. You just made that up, didn’t you? What does beef jerky even have to do with anything? It’s a totally nonsensical nickname that literally NO…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 21 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Kendrick “The Best And Most Famous Kendrick Of All Time” Nunn helped put the Bulls away early in this one, scoring 10 of the Heat’s first 15 points while the Bulls scored none. It was his way of showing the good people of Chicago (where he grew up) what they were missing out on. Since…
Read MoreDarius Garland 23 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Aw shucks, the Cavaliers were looking surprisingly feisty for a while there. This 40-point annihilation at the hands of Luka Doncic and the Mavericks (but mostly just Luka Doncic) is just another in an increasingly long string of bad losses. They used up all their mojo kicking the Knicks’ butt a few games ago, they…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
As of right now (and there are still games going on, so if this info changes, blame the interminable march of time and NOT your old pal DTB who only seeks to inform and never mislead), Davis Bertans is 9th in the league in total threes made. Right ahead of Bryan Forbes, and right behind…
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