https://youtu.be/3LX1yxM-HD8 Giannis Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 16 points, 5 assists, 8 rebounds, 1/3 from three in an embarrassing loss to the Celtics. Thanasis Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 23 points, 5 assists, 10 rebounds, 4/5 from three in an inspiring win* against the Knicks. And, for fun, Kostas Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 0 points, 0 assists,…
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Moses Brown 21 Points/23 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/htMR24_E_cU Moses Brown’s 23 rebounds is the most any Thunder player has grabbed. Ever. “Buh buh buh BUT DEE TEE BEE” you wail from your recliner, the vinyl of which has fused permanently with your skin making you a disgusting creature that is half-man and half-furniture. “What about all the Seattle Super S…S…Sonics players who…
Read MoreTerance Mann 23 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/tNzGB28SrHI Is it just me, or are people not really paying much attention to the Clippers this year? This can’t be what Kawhi Leonard was expecting; to form a superteam with Paul George in Los Angeles, choke in an incredible fashion in The Bubb ‘Offs, and then have no one care only one year into…
Read MoreThanasis Antetokounmpo 12 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)
https://youtu.be/-H_nAL1TYuc Thanasis Antetokounmpo’s presence in the NBA is one of the most blatant instances of nepotism in the NBA today. Another, more blatant, example is the presence of Keljin Blevins on the Blazers’ roster, but we’re not here to talk about Damian Lillard’s unskilled cousin, we’re here to talk about Giannis Antetokounmpo’s slightly less unskilled…
Read MoreSam Merrill 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/26/2021)
https://youtu.be/jCmLfIgZ2Os Sam Merrill can be the next Nate Wolters for the Bucks. He was implying such a thing earlier in the season, in his limited appearances, but now it’s a certainty. I’m not sure if I’m emotionally ready for the next Nate Wolters so soon after the first Nate Wolters was taken from me, but…
Read MoreMalik Monk 32 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)
https://youtu.be/qeRYyPePr8c The Hornets commentary team that consists of… guy… and… other guy who might be the father of a certain multiple-time MVP has developed a reputation for bringing excitement to otherwise somewhat bland Hornets games. True, the Hornets are not the ultra-lame team that they have been in the past (though they still have Cody…
Read MoreChuma Okeke 22 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)
https://youtu.be/0TdT7m3UvIk The only time of the season that is more fruitful for scrubs/role-players than the very final game of the year is the game right after the trade deadline. Assuming, of course, that they weren’t traded during that time. The players that remain on some of the teams that got caught up in the trading…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 28 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2021)
https://youtu.be/9tEkjd-xw5I Reggie Jackson is consistently one of the sweatiest players in the NBA. Basically from the minute he steps onto the court, sweat is spurting like a geyser from every single one of his glands. Not just his sweat glands, either. ALL of his glands are generating sweat for him. Five seconds after the opening…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 25 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2021)
https://youtu.be/Mizkm8Dks5U Richaun Holmes currently leads the entire NBA in field goal percentage, at 65%. Okay, that statement needs to be qualified a little bit. Holmes leads all eligible players in field goal percentage. I don’t know what the prerequisites are for qualifying for the season leaderboards, but Holmes meets them. Patrick McCaw, who is shooting…
Read MoreDanny Green 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/25/2021)
https://youtu.be/XsgQK-k8UOU On the same night that Danny Green received his 2020 championship ring from the Lakers, he decided to enact a brutal REVENGE GAME against his former team, scoring above twenty points for just the second time this season. While Jabroni Lames cried from his hospital bed, Green went out and dropped eight three-pointers, including…
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