Shooting shot after shot in the Clippers’ practice gym, Landry Shamet couldn’t help but notice that one of his teammates, Montrezl Harrell, was staring at him. As far as Landry could tell, he wasn’t doing anything particularly noteworthy; certainly nothing that was worth being stared at. His clothes were normal, his hair looked the same…
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Robin Lopez All 143 Hook Shots Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Hookilation)
OFFICIAL LIST OF PLAYERS WHO WOULD BE PROUD OF ROBIN LOPEZ: George Mikan George Mikan George Mikan Hakeem Olajuwon Kareem Abdul Jabbar Artis Gilmore Kareem George Mikan Kareem George Mikan Tom Boerwinkle Artis Gilmore Artis Gilmore Tom Boerwinkle Artis Gilmore Tom Boerwinkle Bill Cartwright Tom Boerwinkle Artis Gilmore Luc Longley Nate Thurmond Will Perdue Artis…
Read MoreKemba Walker All 260 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Sunlight filtering through the blinds woke Kemba up earlier than he wanted. Putting “acquire blackout shades” on his mental list of around-the-house projects that he would need to complete sometime, he blearily reached for his phone to check his messages. He had plenty of messages, both from old teammates as well as a few of…
Read MoreKemba Walker All 260 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“This is our new practice facility,” said Celtics GM Danny Ainge as he led his newest acquisition through the front door of the Auerbach Center. “Just opened last year. Only the finest amenities.” Kemba Walker wondered why Danny was seemingly so focused on trying to impress him. The sign-and-trade had already happened. There was no…
Read MoreNikola Jokic All 14 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
OFFICIAL NIKOLA JOKIC DUNK POWER RANKINGS [EXTRA-POWERFUL 2018-19 EDITION] 1 – 0:41 Jokic posts up Blake Griffin, then goes around him (maybe with the aid of some chicken wingage, all though I don’t see any from the broadcast angle) and hammers it while Andre Drummond furiously tries to contest but only succeeds in signing up…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki All 135 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
The tall German man stood uncertainly at the head of the vast aisle of freezer units which extended in front of him. Despite being much taller than his wife, his fearful demeanor made it seem as if he was cowering behind her like a child, even though he was just standing behind her normally. “I’m…
Read MoreTerrence Ross All 149 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation)
I just have to say that I was so right (SO RIGHT) when I decided that a Terrence Ross midrange-ilation would be the most viscerally satisfying highlight video ever. Because it is. If you need any more convincing, and you don’t want to just watch the video to convince yourself, keep in mind that I…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell All 201 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Montrezl Harrell sat at the dinner party hosted by Clippers owner Steve Ballmer and tried to focus on making a good impression for new teammates Paul George and Kawhi Leonard. That meant taking dainty bites of the lasagna and chewing them to completion before taking another, rather than scarfing down the entire plate in a…
Read MoreKevin Durant All 319 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part II)
This is part two of my exploration of the “cats” with whom Kevin Durant “[couldn’t] win a championship with”. Durant was clowned on a lot for that statement, but we really should be clowning on all those guys who he had to share the court with, so that’s what I’m going to do. If you…
Read MoreKevin Durant All 319 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part I)
Kevin Durant is famous for, among other things, having defended his honor on Twitter by using fake accounts to reply to haters. I personally don’t think that’s such a big deal and I don’t hold it against him (you will never find my alt Twitter accounts, by the way), but one quote of his sticks…
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