It was fun, but in the end, the Clippers’ motley assortment of role-players couldn’t overcome the Warriors’ league-ruining assemblage of talent. Their players are good, some really nice pieces there, but when your go-to scorer is a 6th-man midget chucker AND that midget chucker goes 3-21 in an elimination, that’s a recipe for getting bounced…
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Rudy Gay 19 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2019)
It’s time for a confession: while watching this game live, if Rudy Gay was in the game, I was spending that entire time quoting parts from that YouTube video where the Toronto fan is freaking out about Gay hitting a game winner. I was doing it all, and in the same Toronto accent. Yelling “No,…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Career High 43 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/25/2019)
Nikola Jokic slung his bag over his shoulder with a sigh and started the walk from the visitor’s locker room to where the team bus was waiting to take them to the airport. They should have been returning to Denver as heroes; instead, they were going back to their home arena with one more game…
Read MorePatrick Beverley 17 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)
This video likely doesn’t do justice to the performance that Patrick Beverley had against the Warriors. It shows the points, which were a big part of it, for sure. I would never not show the points (except for that one time involving Jose Calderon, but let’s not talk about that). That’s the most important part…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)
I can’t get over how much of a beast Montrezl Harrell is. It helps that Warriors have zero players who can contain him, but it’s not like he hasn’t been a beast for the entire god-damn season. He’s been so good that I will have to honestly think about removing him from my channel for…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 18 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)
History repeats itself, this time in such a similar fashion that I am legitimately very concerned that I might be living in a sort of “Groundhog Day” repeating timeline that is inescapable. Am I cursed to see Royce O’Neale step up in elimination games against the Rockets for all time? Remember, “all time” is a…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2019)
Full title of this video since YouTube is being a bitch and won’t let me put so many characters in: “Ricky Rubio 17 Points/11 Assists/1 Airball Three/1 Harden Doggy-styled/1 Fourth-Quarter Collapse/1 Early Playoff Exit Full Highlights (4/24/2019)”. I like my video titles to be clear representations of what is contained in the video. Except, I…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 17 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2019)
The narrative from this game, carefully curated by the media for mass consumption by an undiscerning populace, is that Damian Lillard is the hero of this game for hitting a three-pointer as time expired. As the narrative goes, Lillard’s shot was a game-winner, and it gave him fifty points for the game, so he’s the…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 11 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2019)
It only took Shabazz Napier 15 minutes of playing time to rack up 10 assists, a total that is way higher than any single-game total that D’Angelo Russell had this series. If Russell really wanted assists he could just ask to play with Rondae Hollis-Jefferson (Napier’s last 7 dimes went to him), but it’s still…
Read MoreJakob Poeltl 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2019)
Just because Jakob Poeltl is a starter, doesn’t mean he should be barred from playing in garbage time. The Nuggets’ lead ballooned to about 30 points near the start of the fourth quarter, rendering that last period meaningless. Normally, that’s when players like Poeltl shine; they can do stuff that maybe they wouldn’t do otherwise,…
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