https://youtu.be/qbHBTOwy4Tk In has past three games, Immanuel Quickley shot 1-of-9, 0-of-4, and 1-of-10 from the field. Combine those numbers with RJ Barrett’s shooting struggles over the time period, and you end up with a lot of despondent Knicks fans. Honestly, if I was subjected to a team that was bricking that many shots, I would…
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Danny Green 29 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (1/12/2021)
https://youtu.be/L7FrbS4h8iI Danny Green attemped 21 three-pointers in this game. Twenty-one! To give you a sense of how anomalous this is in the context of his career, his previous career high in 3PA was 13. And it’s also anomalous in the context of the NBA as a whole: there are only seven instances of a player…
Read MoreGabe Vincent Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2021)
https://youtu.be/TaaDwfpFvKY The NBA’s insistence to continue play in the face of increasing COVID cases is is quickly proving to be a double-edged sword. OFFICIAL SWORD EDGE #1: Players are getting COVID, which isn’t good, and more of them are also having to quarantine themselves due to COVID exposure, which is no fun unless you’re a…
Read MoreIsaiah Joe 18 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/U5YhPo5SiDo Isaiah “He of Two First Names” Joe had a rather rough go of it in the game before this one. You know, the game where the Sixers only had seven players and, like, four of them were rookies? Joe got 45 minutes in that one (props to him for not cramping up under the…
Read MoreHamidou Diallo 25 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2021)
https://youtu.be/Ptmn2SckoIA Quick quiz: which of the following phrases did Ian Eagle use to describe Hamidou Diallo’s dunks in this game? A. Diallo going UPSTAIRS…for the flush B. OH, THAT’S A MAN’S JAM!! C. MAJOR elevation…for the stuff C2. Diallo’s got MAJOR hops…elevation D. DIALLO…on the rack attack E. Diallo with the hammer inside P. LOOK…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 25 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2021)
https://youtu.be/04ShsULfwWQ I need somebody who watched this game to tell me why Lonnie Walker, who dropped 22 points in the first half while looking utterly unstoppable, only ended up with 25 game. And I need this information urgently. I need it urgently so that I can include the explanation for Walker’s uneventful second half in…
Read MoreTrey Burke 29 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/KL0Rbm0sMNs In case you’ve gotten a bit big-headed in the past few months and need to be reminded of your (lowly) place in this world, I just want to put it out there that I am currently paying real-life money for a subscription to Stathead, which is basketball-reference’s advanced statistical service. What better way to…
Read MoreGarrison Mathews 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/AbtC_EyPmUg Garrison Mathews stats against the Miami Heat: 3 games, 17 points per game, 50 percent from three, 18 of 20 from the line. Garrison Mathews stats against not the Miami Heat: 19 games, 4 points per game, 39 percent from three, 19 of 21 from the line. And that’s including a 0-point game he…
Read MoreMikal Bridges Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/Pe1Mz0ImmbY I don’t blame Pacers fans right now if they’re feeling saltier than the Dead Sea after their team got their collective booty handed to them by Mikal Bridges. It’s one thing to have your rear end served to you on a silver platter by a player like, say, Devin Booker. It sucks, but it’s…
Read MoreTyrese Maxey Career High 39 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/11VlllK7TCU When I saw the seven-man rotation that the COVID-decimated Sixers were trotting out for tonight’s game, I thought to myself, there are two things that could happen here: Thing That Could Happen Numero Uno: The Sixers score seventy points in the game, shoot 29% from the field as a team, and lose by fifty….
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