The Bulls want to lose. We know that. They want to lose so bad that they’re willing to blatantly (so blatantly that Adam Silver had to tell them not to be so blatant) rest some of their better players for no reason other than to hurt their chances of winning. So why haven’t they played…
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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 20 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
This game had the feel of a “vintage” Nikola Jokic performance to me. The ratio of incredible highlight plays to pedestrian plays has been lower this year for him, which isn’t necessarily bad (no one remembers all those turnovers he had last year because he got too fancy), but it makes his highlights somewhat less…
Read MoreJulius Randle Career High 36 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Julius Randle has improved nicely every year he’s been in the league. Remember his rookie season? His legs were so weak that he could barely step on the court without them disintegrating! The amount of progress he had made since then is staggering. Just earlier this season the Lakers FO/coaching staff were openly hostile towards…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Ricky Rubio has not yet even tasted the first sip of sweet playoff nectar in the NBA. This is his 7th season in the league; the only current players with more seasons without hitting the postseason are Omri Casspi (playoffs this year), DeMarcus Cousins (does it count if he’s injured) and Luke Babbitt (probably playoffs)….
Read MoreAnte Zizic 15 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Prior to tonight, Ante Zizic had put together a solid (for him) run of games: 6, 5, and 4 points in the last three. But nothing could have prepared us for what we saw tonight. 15 points, 7 made shots, 2 blocks, all accumulated by Zizic in a mere 20 minutes as the stunned ESPN…
Read MoreLuke Kornet 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Luke Kornet against teams that are not the Raptors: 5 points on 2-for-18 shooting, 7 rebounds in 6 games. Luke Kornet against teams that are the Raptors: 29 points on 11-for-24 shooting, 14 rebounds in 2 games. It is clear. Kornet was put on this earth for one purpose and one purpose only: to dominate…
Read MoreTaurean Prince Career High 38 Points/7 Assists/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
It’s official: despite looking very similar to Tony Snell, Taurean Prince is way, WAY better than him. By a really big amount. For real. I think Snell had 0 points last game in like 30 minutes of action. In case you can’t read the title of this vid, well actually if you can’t read that…
Read MoreTroy Daniels 17 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
I was thinking that maybe Troy “Ménage à Troys” Daniels just had a REVENGE GAME against his former team, the Hornets, but now I’m thinking that maybe he didn’t. Scoring 17 points is fine, and by itself that number might seem somewhat vengeful, but Daniels went 6-of-15 from the field. That kind of shooting inaccuracy…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 16 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack: should we call his made three-pointers “Threejaculations” or would that be taking the joke too far? I (mostly) graduated from that type of humor after middle school, but it’s still funny to make jokes related to the body’s sexual functions. It also toes the line with regards to how inappropriate I…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
This highlight video has a number of things going against it. I will list those things for you now so you can see how tormented my life truly is: 1. There are too many free throws. Jonathon Simmons made more free throws (8) than he made field goals (7). Every time this happens, another fragment…
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