Dario Saric was a lot more fun when he was still in Europe and no one knew if or when he’d come over to play in the NBA. He’s still plenty fun as a real NBA player, but it’s fun to think about how the future MVP of the league is just chilling in Euro-land…
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Corey Brewer 17 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2018)
Corey Brewer, somehow, makes sense for the Thunder in the starting lineup as a Roberson replacement. He’s been hanging around on the fringes of the NBA for years now, but all of a sudden he is a wanted cog in a playoff team. I’m not even going to make jokes about how he scored 51…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2018)
I will never forgive Billy King for so thoroughly ruining the Nets for so many years. No one should forgive him. What he did is unforgivable. I don’t know how the heck the Nets even acquired Caris LeVert because I thought they didn’t have any picks, but they did. I just looked it up. They…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 29 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2018)
Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe: more relevant than his lookalike, Odell Beckham Jr.? I have undertook a serious and thorough analysis of the situation, resulting in an answer that I think is satisfactory: Yes! My reasoning is threefold: first, Odell Beckham Jr. is like totally washed, second, his team sucks, and third, who even cares about…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
Before you get all excited and sweaty about this “good game” from Nikola Vucevic, remember that he let Brook Lopez drop 27 on him, and sent him to the line for the game-winning free throws with less than a second remaining. He also held Lopez to 0 rebounds, but that’s more of a “Lopez literally…
Read MoreBen McLemore 17 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
Here’s my opinion: Ben McLemore isn’t aggressive enough in getting shots up. Since the only thing he can do in the NBA is score points, he becomes a zero on the court if he’s not looking to score. He needs to make it a point to take shots, and his teammates need to try to…
Read MoreJustin Jackson 14 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
I have these persistent positive feelings towards Justin Jackson but I’m not sure why. Every time I see him play I’m like “yeah he looks pretty good” but then he doesn’t score that many points or shoot that well from the field. Case in point: he’s currently below 30% on three-pointers for the season, on…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
Ricky “The Suave Spaniard” Rubio was spamming jumpers in this game, and it occurred to me, why am I surprised when he does this? He’s roughly a 44% shooter from midrange, way better than a lot of players, so of course he should get to pull up for those jumpers whenever he wants to. I…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 21 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock: the best player on the Pistons right now? Let’s take a look at the facts: Blake Griffin: ignore the fact that Griffin just scored 31 against the Raptors. This guy is washed. He is straight up booty flakes with an extra side of booty flake dipping sauce. You could…
Read MoreNorman Powell 17 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
Norman Powell has sucked big-time balls for most of the season up to this point. After being a valuable bench contributor in limited minutes for his first two seasons, the Raptors signed him to a fat 4-year, $42 million extension before this, his third season. And then his confidence turned into balls, his jumpshot turned…
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