Sometimes I wish the Bucks still had Greg Monroe, even if only to prevent Thon Maker from ever seeing the court. Eric Bledsoe, the guy they got for him, is probably a better player, sure, but the Bucks’ center woes would be helped by having a guy like Monroe using his big body to do…
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Kobi Simmons 14 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
One of the greatest tandems in NBA history (okay, I’m exaggerating, so what?) was Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O’Neal. Kobe and Shaq. Shaq and Kobe. A short lived pairing, but unstoppable. You know where I’m going with this. We can make this pairing happen again. Kobi Simmons of the Memphis Grizzlies. Shaquille Harrison of the…
Read MoreZach Collins 12 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
It took a while, but here we are: Zach Collins’ first highlight video of the season. First DTB highlight video, at least. I’m sure there have been others, made by people too eager to highlight unworthy performances. This is his first, MAYBE second, game where you analyze the end product and are like “yeah, he…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
The narrative is slipping away from Donovan Mitchell. His ROY of the Year chances seem to be dwindling away. Ben Simmons, buoyed by the fake concepts of “court vision”, “defense”, and “impact”, is the favorite to win, and it doesn’t seem like any amount of 40-point games can displace him. There is no second chance…
Read MoreBen McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
Ben “Easy Mc” McLemore is the perfect commander for the Grizzlies’ highly-advanced and state-of-the-art tank. He’s a fairly young but still developing talent who was picked high in the draft, so they have plenty of excuses to give him minutes under the guise of “developing” him. He’ll probably even produce some decent stats if given…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
I don’t think I ever realized that Damjan Rudez and Mario Hezonja were simultaneously on the Magic and Croatian last season. I never connected all the dots. I knew they were both on the Magic, and I knew they were both Croatian, but I failed to cognize that that meant that (too many “that”s) the…
Read MoreLonzo Ball 18 Points/11 Assists/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
Real talk incoming: I preferred Lonzo Ball when his poofy hair combined with his pockmarked face to make him look like a slice of pepperoni pizza. Generally speaking, the more an NBA player looks like a food item, the more I like them. Ball, sadly, no longer looks like any type of food. He looks…
Read MoreGary Harris 32 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
Gary Harris does it again. He hit a clutch lead-extending jumper against the Grizzlies last game, and now he hits a clutch lead-extending jumper against the Cavaliers. It’s time to say what everyone is thinking: he is clutch. He is the Nuggets’ go-to guy when things get close and Will Barton wants to shoot the…
Read MoreCedi Osman 13 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
Sorry for the delay on the description. I was watching funny videos on YouTube. There’s so many of them, and I got caught in a timewarp. My bad. I won’t let it happen again. So, yeah, Cedi Osman. Is he good? Is he not good? One thing’s for sure: he’s Turkish. If I see any…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (February 2018 Dunkilation)
“Greg? Greg! You alive in there?” Greg looked up from the hypnotic white glow of his computer screen, embarrassed that he didn’t know how long he had been staring into it, lost in thought. “Wha-? Oh, yeah. Didn’t get enough sleep last night.” He turned his chair to face his coworker Virgil. “What’s up?” “You…
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