The pattern in the past few games makes my hunch into something more than a hunch. It makes it into a certainty. The certainty is this: Rudy Gobert was STUNTING Derrick Favors on the Jazz. Not only was Gobert STUNTING Favors, but Gobert was RUINING Favors’ CAREER. There can only be one course of action….
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Zach Randolph 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
I have a new theory on how Zach Randolph can continue to be successful even in his advanced age and with his non-existent athleticism. Brace yourselves. This is going to rock the basketball world. Nobody can guard Zach Randolph because he’s so fat that they just roll off him. Like literally roll off him. They…
Read MoreDion Waiters 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Dion “Negative Win Shares” Waiters might have been a total chuckmaster in this game (11 of 24, woooo!), but whatever bad will he had accumulated during the course of the game was immediately and authoritatively nullified by his big-time slammy-jam with less than a minute to go in the game. It was a good thing…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 20 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
I think science may have disproved the concept of a “hot hand”, but I don’t care. Remember, Insane Clown Posse informed us quite succinctly that scientists are lying and getting me pissed, so anything science comes up with could be wrong, and they could very easily “disprove” things that actually exist. So, regardless of what…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Question for non-Magic fans: when was the last time you heard anything about Terrence Ross? Was it sometime this season? Personally, I haven’t seen any article or reference to this guy since sometime near the end of last season, when he was averaging a career-best in points per game for the Magic after he got…
Read MoreTaj Gibson 24 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Taj Gibson walked to his locker after the game and felt his heart immediately drop. His stuff had been gone through. The contents of his bag were strewn in the immediate area, but there was one thing he didn’t immediately see among the assortment of empty energy bar wrappers, crusty old socks, and fast-food receipts:…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
DTB’S OFFICIAL QUESTION OF THE DAY: Was Greg Monroe’s performance against the Milwaukee Bucks a revenge game, or was it not a revenge game? OFFICIAL ARGUMENTS FOR IT BEING A REVENGE GAME: -He was playing against the team that traded him. This is the baseline requirement for a game being a “revenge game”. -He scored…
Read MoreDragan Bender 11 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Dragan Bender just played the second-most minutes of his young NBA career, 33 of them to be exact. This is after the steady diet of twenty-or-so minutes per game that he had been receiving before this game. I guess I’m not exactly sure if these extra minutes are a reward for improved play or if…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
I admit, when the Kings signed Serbian rookie Bogdan Bogdanovic to a three-year, 27-million dollar contract, I was a little skeptical. That’s a lot of faith to show towards a guy who hadn’t yet appeared in an NBA game and had been drafted late in the first round a few years before. Yeah, he sort…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 26 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Last time I made a Willie Cauley-Stein highlight video, he was stepping out to hit threes and showing some of his masterful midrange touch. I might not have gone out and explicitly said it, but I figured that Kristaps Porzingis and Anthony Davis and especially Brook Lopez were about to be made obsolete by this…
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