I resumed making Victor Oladipo highlights because he was playing at a role player level last season in Oklahoma City. I didn’t expect him to average 25 points per game on 50% shooting and play like a guaranteed All-Star through the first nine games. By all measures, he is too good for my channel. But…
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Tyler Dorsey 10 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
So it’s sort of embarrassing to admit, but I actually didn’t know that there was a guy named Tyler Dorsey in the league until I saw his name pop up on my list of potential scrublights (that’s “scrub highlights”) for today. In honor of his total anonymity and obscurity, I have compiled a list of…
Read MoreLuc Richard Mbah a Moute 20 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
It strikes me as a little bit crazy that Luc Richard “The Second Best NBA Player From Cameroon” Mbah a Moute’s career high is only 22 points. He’s been in the league for a long time now, he’s a wing player (that means guaranteed touches whether you want them or not), and he’s started his…
Read MoreDavid Nwaba 16 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
I don’t exactly know what happened, but the Bulls just creamed the Magic by 22 points to get their second win of the season. Lauri Markkanen didn’t even do most of the damage – he only had thirteen. Nobody scored over twenty points individually, but seven players scored in double digits, and David “Nwannabe” Nwaba…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 25 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
The blame for me having to make this highlight video lies squarely on the Los Angeles Lakers players who were too unskilled/uncoordinated or simply too dumb to avoid fouling Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe on his three-point attempts. That’s seven whole points that Crabbey Patty acquired simply by shooting free throws. If you take the seven…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 21 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
It just occurred to me that I don’t know how tall Kyle Kuzma is or what position he’s supposed to be playing out there. He grabbed thirteen rebounds (in addition to his 21 points [which was fifteen more than LOLnzo Ball LOL]) so it sort of seems like he might be a power forward, but…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 34 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
This description is just too easy. Too easy. It practically writes itself. In case you don’t understand what I’m getting at, I’ll say it outright: this was the most brutal and unforgiving REVENGE GAME in at least the past few years. Brook Lopez was pitted against his former team who traded him last off-season, and…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
Malcolm Brogdon received a bit of flak over winning the ROY of the Year award despite not being statistically impressive. Most of this flak came from 76ers fans who were understandably miffed that their rookies got no recognition. Other sources of flak included, well, basically no one else because most people agreed that his contributions…
Read MoreIsaiah Taylor 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
Is anyone else in the vicinity of this highlight video receiving Ish Smith vibes? I only ask because my organomechanic vibe-receptors are detecting a large amount of vibes and they appear to be the vibes of Ish Smith. Normally my receptors are very well calibrated, so I have no reason to doubt their assertion that…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 13 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
Just your friendly reminder that not all rookies are blowing the doors out of their respective arenas. Some of them are merely “okay”. You know where I’m going with this. Look at the title of the video. Which player’s identity is represented in that sequence of roman characters? This is a critical test of what…
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