The crappy thing about the Celtics being this good is that they don’t get to properly develop (read: forcefeed minutes to regardless of actual ability) their young talent. Jaylen Brown is receiving decent minutes considering his production, but we will never know what kind of shenanigans he would’ve gotten up to if he was given…
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Seth Curry 29 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2017)
Oof. DownToBuck isn’t feeling so hot right now. This description is gonna suck because I ate something funky and need to lie down for a bit. So… Seth Curry. I would make a joke about how he stole his brother’s powers, resulting in a 29-point game for him and an 0/11 three-point shooting performance for…
Read MoreDario Saric 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2017)
From now on I’m going to pretend that Dario Saric is Ben Simmons. I’m not just going to acknowledge that Saric and Simmons have similarities in their respective games; I’m actually going to watch Sixers games as if Simmons is playing and not Saric. Don’t hate. This is my way of dealing with the pain…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
Here’s a hot take for you: the reason that the Hornets have won five out of their last twenty-five games is because they haven’t been giving Jeremy Lamb enough minutes! Now, was that or was that not the most sizzling, scorching, red-hot take ever? But if you look at the situation closer, you might realize…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
It’s time for the Bucks to start Malcolm Brogdon. Not just time. Way past time. I understand the Bucks might not want to admit “Hey we screwed up by signing this vegemite-addicted bogan to a big contract because he looked really good when he got to play with LeBron” but if they’re serious about making…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 13 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
When I look at Terry Rozier I see one player and one player only: Isaiah Canaan. Both of then are nominally “point guards” because of their height but they’re both more like midget shooting guards. Both of them struggle to finish at the rim because of their small size, and, because of this, both of…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 18 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
Moe Harkless is having the best season of his career, statistically. He’s scoring at a higher rate and at higher percentages than he ever has before, and while the Blazers aren’t having as much team success as one would hope, I’m sure Lillard and McCollum appreciate having a guy on their team who isn’t utterly…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 31 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
I thought for sure that eight would be the most three-balls that Nic Batum had hit in a game. After all, Batum is a decent three-point shooter, but he’s never been one who takes a high volume of shots from out there. However, back in 2012 while was still on the Blazers, he hit nine…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 17 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
Michael Beasley has been playing well for the Bucks. Almost… too well. No, I’m not thinking steroids. I know I always bring up steroids as a reason for a formerly bad player playing well, but that’s not the case this time. Well, it kind of is. Is Adderall a steroid? Because I think it explains…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 18 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
The Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka experiment was a failure in Orlando. Not Sergeballu’s fault, really, short of LeBron, there wasn’t much that was going to get that team into the playoffs. So the Magic did the right thing and traded him to a team that is poised to not only make…
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