Category: Videos

Alan Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

I just came up with an NBA comparison for Alan “Big Sauce” Williams that is so accurate that you’re not going to believe something so intelligent was produced my brain. My comparison, which you will be allowed to read very soon, is so profound that my disclosure of it might result in my getting immediately…

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Devin Booker 27 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Hypothesis: Devin Booker’s middle name of “Armani” makes him the second-classiest player in the league behind J.J. Redick. I’m not talking cheap class. I’m talking REAL class. Fancy suits. Fancy watches. Babes that are too hot for even Instagram. Wine that hasn’t seen the light of day since Teddy Roosevelt was still taking up residence…

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Michael Beasley 22 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

If you squint your eyes really tight and allow your mind to free itself from the fetters of conventional NBA thinking, you can kind of pretend that Michael Beasley is basically Jabari Parker except a little older. Really! Don’t believe me? Try it out. Slap that play button, half-obscure your ocular organs, cast from your…

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Gary Harris Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

With this video, I truly believe that people will see what I see with regards to Gary Harris. Namely, that he’s a total beast and one of the more exciting young players in the league. Fans across the globe will watch this video, their eyes will light up, their hearts will race, and they, like…

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Andre Roberson Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Andre Roberson almost got traded to the Bulls in that big deal between them and the Thunder. Apparently Chicago wanted him? And so did Oklahoma City? That blows my mind, because I don’t care about defense, and he offers basically nothing on the other side of the basketball. I just completely fail to see how…

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Alex Abrines 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

There is nothing more cringeworthy (besides the word “cringeworthy” itself) than NBA commentators celebrating made baskets by international players with foreign-language commentary/exaggerated accents. Nothing. It’s horrible. Every single time. The Nuggets dudes are the worst about this, but other commentators do it to. Please stop. I’m begging you. “Sí sí sí sí señor!” wails the…

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Denzel Valentine 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

The Bulls traded their only truly competent three-point shooter, Doug McDermott. Since they can’t just pretend it’s 1982 and stop shooting threes entirely, that means the long-distance slack needs to be picked up somewhere else. Enter… Denzel Valentine? If this game is anything to go by, yes! Valentine is the three-pointer shooter they always needed,…

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Dario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

If Joel Embiid misses too many more games, Dario Saric is going to end up being Rookie of the Year. That’s cool. He’s actually been playing pretty well lately, which is way better than what Embiid has been doing, which is nothing. As my grandma always said “something is always more than nothing”. She was…

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D’Angelo Russell 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Magic Johnson might not have ruined the Lakers yet, but he’s already done something far, far worse: he ruined this highlight video! Attention Lakers TV people: when people tune in to watch basketball, that’s what they want to watch. Basketball. They don’t want to see a huge face talking about this that and the other…

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