Attention future YouTube users who searched “James Johnson” and are trying to decide which of his 26-point performances you should watch first: watch the one that isn’t this one. Then, if you really like what you see and absolutely need to see more, you can watch this one. Not all 26-point performances are created equal….
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Nikola Jokic 27 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)
Next step in Nikola Jokic’s development: cultivate an audience in the US that isn’t basketball dorks. Basically, appeal to the Curry-lovers and Kobe-stans. It’ll be hard, because of certain characteristics he possesses (whiteness, flabbiness, etc), but it’s doable. First, he has to grow an afro. Years of focused research has shown that Urban Millennials love…
Read MoreDarren Collison 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Normally Darren Collison scoring 22 points would get a solid “no” from me, but if we’re being honest, I just wanted to show a bajillion replays of his game-winner. That was really the impetus for this video. If he scores 22 points but misses the game-winner, I don’t make a video and none of the…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 18 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
What happened to Jabari? Where’s Jabari? Why isn’t he playing? Is something wrong with him? TELL ME!!! IF YOU KNOW WHERE JABARI IS WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME???? Is Jabari okay? Where is he? WHERE’S JABARI?? DO NOT WITHHOLD THE TRUTH FROM ME! Until I am provided a satisfactory answer as to Jabari Parker’s whereabouts,…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
What’s that I see in this video? Something that we’ve been looking for from Buddy Hield for a while now. Why…yes! Yes, I do believe I see them! Right here in this very video! I almost hesitate to believe it, but, yes, there is no doubting it now! They’re FLASHES! Buddy Hield is showing FLASHES!…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Remember when LeBron James reaped Andre Iguodala’s soul when he blocked him in the finals? I thought for sure that Andre would never find his soul again and then he would proceed through life as nothing but an animated organ sack devoid of emotion or thought, but it seems like he located his lost soul…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
With each high-scoring game that Tim Hardaway Jr. puts up, his legacy gets closer to being equal with that of his father’s. Just not very much closer. Tim Hardaway Sr. was a five-time All-Star and had multiple seasons averaging over twenty points per game. Junior is currently averaging twelve points per game this season, is…
Read MoreAlan Williams 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
This video loses a little something with the national commentators. These ESPN hotshots only know the most rudimentary facts about Alan Williams, which they undoubtedly were reading off the fact sheet they were given before the game: the fact that his mom is Phoenix chief of police, his college, his recent playing time (not much)….
Read MoreKevin Seraphin 16 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Kevin Seraphin has been in the NBA for six seasons, and he STILL can’t get to three free-throw line. That was his problem early in his career, and I think it’s gotten even worse for him in that area. EVIDENCE: He has taken 111 shots this year, and gone to the foul line 6 times….
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
This is a season high for Markieff Morris, but it doesn’t matter. No one cares about this dude except for his brother. It works in reverse also; no one cares about Marcus Morris except for Markieff. I don’t know what the deal is, but the Morris Bros just don’t appeal to NBA fans. At all….
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