Finally, a game-winner that is legit. Devin Booker supposedly had a “game-winner” with his three that he hit with like 30 seconds left in the game. What the heck? Get that weak stuff outta here. When I hear “game-winner”, I want a shot that wins the game so thoroughly that the team that made it…
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Meyers Leonard 17 Points/2 Poster Dunks Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
Meyers Leonard is now the undisputed champion of making dunk-ruining stanky faces. He’s leading the league in the category of “lessening of the impact of his devastating poster dunk by putting on a ridiculous pouty face”, with 2. I don’t think any other player has even 1. He’s basically the MVP of this aspect of…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 30 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
George Hill needs to do a lot better job playing in desirable media markets. He’s been a solidly solid point guard his whole career, but no one knows his name because of the obscurity of the locales he’s chosen to play in. San Antonio? Indianapolis? Salt Lake City? No offense to the fine denizens of…
Read MorePaul Zipser 13 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
Pääul Zïpßer does it again! And just in time for Heidelbergers to wake up, have their morning coffee, and watch their favorite son’s highlights on everyone’s favorite video-sharing website! First he scored 10 against the Hawks, which was already way above his norm, and then he scores 13 in the very next game? It’s really…
Read MoreDevin Booker 26 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
NBA fans 30 years from now are going to look back on this season and wonder who the heck Devin Booker was and how the heck he managed to average 20 points a game over the whole year. I mean, there will definitely be people who know who he was and remember his game, but…
Read MoreDion Waiters Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
You have not experienced pain as an NBA fan until you have watched Dion Waiters drop 33 points on your team. That means, as of right now, the only NBA fans who have truly withstood the most intense agony the NBA has to offer are Timberwolves fans who remember the Arinze Onuaku era, Salmons-era Kings…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
You know, after all those high-20s/mid-30s games Nikola Jokic has had recently, these 19 points just seem lackluster. Only 19 points and 3 dimes for a guy who has shown himself to be a legitimate scoring threat as well as an excellent setup man. Objectively, my brain knows that his stats were low because he…
Read MoreSam Dekker Career High 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
Sam Dekker scored 17 points last game, a highlight-worthy occasion. But all was not well. In my description for the resulting highlights, I criticized Dekker’s shooting form, pointing out the unnatural amount of arc he was putting on the ball. It had worked earlier in the season, but even then, every shot he made with…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 13 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
Nobody really cares about Bismack Biyombo anymore. The only reason he ever got any attention in the first place was his competent performance in the playoffs for the Raptors last year. Raptors fans are large in quantity and are always looking for players to hype up, and when the Bizzy Body started throwing down dunks…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
I have been misled. The NBA has betrayed me. I’m unsure if I even want to go on. I looked up coffins on Amazon and they’re pretty cheap. Maybe I’ll buy one just so I can lie in it until death really does come and whisk me away from this existence fraught with betrayal, lies,…
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