A 22-point, 8-assist statline sounds pretty okay for Trae Young until you realize that he had double the points and double the assists in his 49-point, 16-assist game on March 1. Then, this performance seems like worthless garbage. You could watch this video twice and still not get the same amount of hot Young action…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 25 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2019)
I will take issue with anybody who continues to allege that Spencer Dinwiddie had a “good” season last season. He had an okay season. Maybe it was good from a raw stats perspective and from a “repeatedly making deep, clutch three-pointers” perspective, but it was below average when it comes from a “scoring efficiently” perspective….
Read MoreThomas Bryant 21 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2019)
Well, this is embarrassing. All this time that Thomas Bryant has been the starting center(basically until a few weeks ago) I was under the assumption that he was getting big minutes. But a closer look at his game log indicates that he usually doesn’t even get twenty minutes per contest. That actually makes sense given…
Read MoreJohn Collins 27 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2019)
The Hawks are unexpectedly winning some games. They’re not winning “a lot” of games, but they’re winning “some” games, which is many more games than they’re supposed to be winning. And I would like to put forward this hypothesis for your scrutiny: John Collins is the reason they win games. Here is the evidence I…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 33 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2019)
Raptors fans must be losing it right now. Not only has Jonas Valanciunas been a complete beastcake his entire time in Memphis, not only has Delon Wright had some very good games for his new team, not only has Marc Gasol been underwhelming in his first few games in Toronto, but now C.J. Miles has…
Read MoreDwight Powell 20 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
Just letting Kristaps Porzingis know, if he’s planning to come into next season and start taking minutes from Dwight Powell, he’d be well served to stop those plans and instead plan to take minutes from other players. Because no one messes with Powell’s minutes on my watch and gets away with it. They’re already too…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHOSE NICKNAME COULD BE “DOUBLE D” POWER RANKINGS 1. DeMar DeRozan 2. Dewayne Dedmon 3. Damyean Dotson 4. Donte DiVincenzo POWER GAP 5. Deyonta Davis SECOND POWER GAP, BIGGER THAN THE FIRST 25. Duje Dukan
Read MorePaul Millsap 23 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
I will, eventually, have to reconsider my opinion that Paul Millsap low-key ruined the Nuggets when he signed there. There are several arguments that seem to disprove my assertion, one of them being that the Nuggets are one of the best teams in the league. But who knows how good they would be if they…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
Emmanuel Mudiay laughs at your pathetic attempts to take his minutes. Ron Baker? Traded, then injured. Trey Burke? Traded due to being a huge bust. Frank Ntilikina? Can’t make a shot, then injured. John Jenkins? LMAO. Courtney Lee? How about you try making a layup in the finals, scrub. Kadeem Allen? Can’t even get on…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 22 Points/3 Blocks/1 Three Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
Going into this game, I was pretty sure that one or both of Montrezl Harrell and Jusuf Nurkic was going to leave the arena in a bodybag. That’s a center matchup with simply way too much beefed-out intensity, and you know neither of those dudes is ever going to back down. They’re not really the…
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