Is there anything more fun than out-of-touch NBA team twitter accounts that use emojis and slang to try and relate to the younger generation? I don’t think so. Here’s the deal, people: no one is fooled. Young people aren’t fooled. Old people aren’t fooled (rather, confused). There was a time when teams tried to be…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2018)
First item on the agenda: send Bogdan Bogdanovic to the barber. The way he got it cut last time looked fine when it was short, but now that it’s growing out he looks like a combination of an extra from a kid’s TV show and a mushroom. When you’re on TV every other day, you…
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2018)
It always makes me a little annoyed when I’m looking over the potential videos to do for a night and there at the top of the list is an unexciting role-player like D.J. Augustin. Like, no one good (but still bad enough for my channel) or foreign or young could muster more than 26 points?…
Read MoreLuka Doncic 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2018)
I don’t see how it’s fair to other rookies that Luka Doncic gets to win ROY of the Year even though he already won a frickin’ MVP award in the second best basketball league in the world. Shouldn’t that, like, disqualify him from being a rookie? The word “rookie” implies a sort of rawness, or…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
It happened again. The Blazers met the Warriors in a rematch of their game three days ago and guess what? The Warriors still didn’t have an answer for Jusuf Nurkic. Kevon Looney and Draymond Green still couldn’t handle all 300 pounds of his Grade-B Bosnian Man-meat (B for Bosnian). This time around, Nurkic scored from…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 21 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
E’Twaun Moore was in an extended slump for pretty much the entire month of December, and this one good game isn’t enough evidence to say that the slump has definitely concluded. He had one decent game back on December 5th, where he scored seventeen points on sixteen shot attempts, but aside from that game and…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
When I saw that Mikal Bridges made a three-pointer near the end of this game with just a second left on the clock, my first thought was: is that Suns commentator who isn’t Eddie Johnson going to have time to tell us that Bridges is proud to own the three-point zone and that Fulton Homes…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
OFFICIAL DTB NOTICE: Viewers should note that Devonte’ Graham is not the same player as Treveon Graham, the guy who played for the Hornets last season and now plays for the Nets. They are two totally different people and neither of them is related to Joey Graham or Stephen Graham. So if you are perusing…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
Tomas Satoransky was digging through his duffel bag, looking for the second sock of his pair, when he noticed Wizards coach Scott Brooks walking towards him. Scott had a very deliberate look on his face as he walked towards Tomas, so Tomas quickly switched from his “locker-room vulgarity” personality to his “taking things seriously for…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
Larry Nance Jr., while a fine player in his own right, has a lot of work to do if he wants to catch his father in career accolades and accomplishments. The original Larry Nance scored 15,000 career points, grabbed 7,000 rebounds, had three All-Star appearances, and once scored 45 points in a game. Meanwhile, Junior…
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