There is an opportunity here to make Shaq jokes. This opportunity is especially opportune because there was another Shaq that was on the Suns once upon a time. However, I will resist the urge to grab that low-hanging fruit. Shaquille Harrison deserves to be treated as his own person and is probably tired of being…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Everybody is always talking about how Marquese “Sea-Cheese” Marquese has attitude problems. He gets frustrated easily, wears his emotions on his sleeve, and the fact that he’s constantly getting into foul trouble doesn’t help either. But can you even blame him for having a bad attitude? He plays for the Suns. Here’s a list of…
Read MoreJosh Hart 20 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Josh “Hartstone” Hart just came back from some kind of injury that took him out for the month of March (I can’t keep track of all these injuries but I’m assuming it was something serious and not something made up like “big toe infarction”), and he’s back to getting the big minutes he was seeing…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 14 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Ivica “The Zuphiliac” Zubac has had a very small role this year with the Lakers, and I’m not sure if it’s going to get better for him next season. Only now, with the playoffs out of reach, is he seeing more court time, and next season the Lakers will (theoretically) be competing for a playoff…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
In honor of Marco Belinelli’s 23-point game last night, his highest scoring total as a Sixer, I decided I would get some authentic Italian food for my breakfast. So I went down to the local OG (that’s street slang for Olive Garden) and guess what? They were frickin’ closed and they don’t open until eleven….
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 28 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
I think the problem with the 76ers’ ball-movement-heavy offense is that it results in too many layups for J.J. Redick. Nobody came to the arena to watch Redick make layups. Nobody’s tuning in from home to watch Redick make layups. I’m not making highlight videos to show Redick making layups. However, since everybody on the…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 25 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
There is a contingent of Raptors fans out there who like to dump on Serge Ibaka, but here’s the truth, unfiltered: Toronto is the first seed in the east with Ibaka starting 74 games. You guys can talk about “doesn’t play defense anymore” and “ruins the flow of the offense” and “doesn’t even like Drake”…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
This game was a battle of two tanking teams, but not in the way that you expect. The Hawks, obviously are tanking because they want to draft Donte DiVincenzo first overall. The Wizards, on the other hand, are not tanking for the usual draft-related reasons, but trying to arrange things so that they can beat…
Read MoreJeff Green 33 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Jeff Green played more minutes in this game than LeBron James. I have no further insight, just putting it out there in case someone way smarter than me can figure out if that means anything. Here’s another fact for you fact-obsessed factheads out there: Jeff Green is clutch as heck, while LeBron James is a…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 24 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Now that MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks is back in the league, I feel like it is time to retire my “Sean$wag” nickname for Sean Kilpatrick. When I created it, I just assumed that Brooks would be out of the league forever and there would be no conflict. But the conflict has now arisen, and I have…
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