No Markkanen, no problem. No one on the Bucks could handle Bobby Portis tonight. Neither could they handle Robin Lopez, but he’s not the one who just got a career-high in points. Thon Maker, in particular, made me wish that he was back in Canada going through high school for the third time. Portis basically…
Read MoreJonas Jerebko 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
Looks like we’re gonna see a lot of Jonas Jerebko tomorrow against the Cavaliers. I assume that neither Gobert nor Favors are going to recover in time, and Jerebko is one of the few remaining players on the roster who can me described with the adjective “big”. I doubt he can play center effectively, but…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 22 Points/5 Threes Nets Debut Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
“Trust the Process!” slurs the drunken Philly resident, having just finished throwing snowballs at Santa and vomiting on little children. “Joel Embiid is my favorite player! Hinkie died for our sins! We traded Stauskas? Good!” he yells as he takes another swig from his flask, and makes sure the batteries he will use to pelt…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2017)
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Read MoreJosh Hart 11 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/14/2017)
Is Josh Hart this season’s Anthony Brown? For those who don’t remember, Anthony Brown played his rookie 15-16 season with the Lakers, appearing in 29 games and somehow starting eleven of them. He averaged four points per game, shot 31% from thefield, and, as of this season, is out of the league. Hart is shooting…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 20 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)
Now that Kyle “The JaKuzzi” Kuzma has proven himself to be a legitimate scorer in the NBA, we need to determine whether or not he is part of the CORE of the Lakers. But, before we can do that, we must define exactly what the CORE of the Lakers is before the addition of Kuzma….
Read MoreOmri Casspi 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)
Omri Casspi’s singular career accomplishment, in the eyes of most casual fans, is that he once got into a shootout with Stephen Curry. I suppose he can’t complain about that recognition, since most role-players haven’t done anything that videogenic, but he’s done a lot more things in his career that have slipped under the radar:…
Read MoreLonzo Ball 13 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2017)
Thanks to the sensationalist and irresponsible actions of the TNT broadcast crew, my Lonzo Ball three-ilation is ruined. It was to be the ultimate showcase of his wonky side-head form, but now, it will be nothing, because it won’t exist. I will not tolerate a so-called “three-ilation” that doesn’t depict every single three a player…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 26 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)
I simply do not understand why they would rebrand Mountain Dew as “Mtn Dew”. It’s so stupid. Whenever I see it I pronounce it in my head as “Muhtin Dew”, instead of how god made it. Was the word “mountain” to long to fit in the logo? Obviously not. I’ve got a line of foam…
Read MoreJose Calderon 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2017)
The Cavaliers are almost unbeatable with Jose Calderon as their starting point guard. The guy who was brought in as Derrick Rose insurance is acting as exactly that, providing solid minutes full of vet savvy and not using too much ball. On paper, he looks horrible. His defense, if it’s anything like years previous, is…
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