I’m sure you’ve seen (or even participated in) those internet discussions where greasy nerds discuss hypothetical animal battles. Stuff like 5 gorillas vs. 50 angry wildebeests or a trillion bees vs. 1000 highly trained military personnel. No one ever gets anywhere, because obviously you can’t test that kind of stuff out, but it’s still kinda…
Read MoreMyles Turner 20 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
Myles Turner: yet another innocent victim of a league driven insane by the allure of the three-point shot. OR Myles Turner: grateful beneficiary of a league where crude positional designations no longer determine what shots one can and cannot take. Which statement contains the truth, and which statement holds only lies? The funny thing about…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 12 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
DownToBuck is proud to present his latest thumbnail pop-art masterpiece: “Brandon Ingram in Crimson”. I don’t want to give too much away, since art is a very personal thing, viewed and interpreted differently by each individual viewer. Explaining too deeply the mysteries entwined within the thumbnail would ruin the experience. So I’m just going to…
Read MoreEric Gordon 26 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
Quietly, Eric Gordon has become one of the very best three-point shooters in the league. Right now, I’d put him behind Stephen Curry and then… maybe also Klay Thompson? But that’s it. Definitely top three, maybe top two. For Eric Gordon. I considered him done after all those injuries, but here is, canning threes with…
Read MoreIsaiah Whitehead 14 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
I’m sorry about the free throw at about 1:00 in this video. Really, really sorry. I did what I had to do. The Nets TV idiots were too busy showing a replay of Michael Malone getting ejected to show the ACTUAL points that were being scored in the ACTUAL game, points in the form of…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 16 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
Who knew that Terry Rozier had handles like this? I sure didn’t. Maybe I don’t watch enough Celtics games? Did Celtics fans even realize the extent to which Rozier’s handles devastate opposing ankles? I am honestly shocked. These weren’t weak-ass wimpy crossovers either. He was POUNDING the ball on the hardwood while doing his moves….
Read MoreTyler Johnson Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
Whatever you do, do NOT post anything resembling “When you nut but she still suckin” in the comments section of this video. Just don’t. It’s not funny, it’s not insightful, it’s not even original, all it is, is disrespectful to the artistry contained in my thumbnails. I had warned you previously, but some foolhardy individuals…
Read MoreJodie Meeks 18 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2016)
Jodie Meeks woke up to find himself in an unfamiliar place. There was broken asphalt beneath his feet and a steady, chilling rain falling from the night sky. His first thought was that he must have gotten too drunk at a nightclub and stumbled into an alley to sleep it off, but he quickly remembered…
Read MoreKris Dunn 15 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2016)
Kris Dunn was hyped up by the basketball media before the season started. Way hyped up. Way, WAY hyped up. The average fan can be forgiven for thinking that Dunn was going to be a beast from the opening tip; people were even talking about trading Ricky Rubio because of how quickly Dunn was going…
Read MoreJeff Green 20 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2016)
No one likes Jeff Green. Not anymore. He probably had some fans when he was on the Thunder/Sonics, and maybe a few when he was Boston, but those stints were a long time ago. Any of the potential he had when he was drafted 5th overall is gone, dried up under the withering desert sun…
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