Tag: Alex Len

I just have to accept that there is nothing I can do or say to make people care about Alex Len. I could be the world’s most persuasive orator, I could have the most compelling arguments, I could offer monetary rewards, it doesn’t matter. The general NBA public is resolute in their stance, and through…

Alex Len dominating = big Hawks lead. Alex Len not dominating = Hawks lose again. The clear and obvious solution to this problem is to set things up so that Alex Len is always dominating. However, that’s a clear and obvious solution only until you try to do anything other than say it, because Len…

If Alex Len doesn’t watch out, he’s going to find his title of “Best Ukrainian in the NBA” taken away from him by Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk. He’s still got the lead by a fair amount, but Mykhailiuk (who has a way more Ukrainian-sounding name, by the way) is trending decidedly upward, while Len is trending in…

A lot of people (including me) have been hyping up Aron Baynes pretty hard this season. And for good reason, because he’s been playing exceedingly well. But tonight, the script flipped. Alex Len just took the script and flipped it all over the place, and while it was lying there on the ground, thoroughly flipped,…

The Hawks would really appreciate it if Alex Len could return to his form from last year. They need a center, badly, since John Collins got busted for importing primo Russian steroids through several middlemen and then using said steroids on his biceps (nowhere else, though, babes don’t care about anything other than biceps). Damian…

To honor Alex “Oleksiyiykiy” Len’s career high against the Bucks, I have compiled a list of players/people/places/things that Len dominated tonight: -Brook Lopez. Len dunked on him like four times. It was brutal. Usually ‘Nique’s exaggerated commentary is factually wrong, but when he said that Lopez couldn’t guard Len, he was completely right. -Ersan Ilyasova….

I still, against my better judgment, am considering making a trip to the Ukraine to visit the places of Alex Len’s youth. However, given the perilous political/military situation in that country, I’ve postponed the trip at least until the offseason. I don’t want to get kidnapped by armed Ukrainian insurgents or by armed Russian conquerors…