I am hereby designating Anzejs “Guybrush Threepwood” Pasecniks an official role-player in the NBA. That means, from now on, whichever team he goes to, he will find a role on that team and help that team win games. Officially. I may be a little late with my designation, but you always want to be careful…
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Anzejs Pasecniks 13 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)
Hype for Anzejs Pasecniks, which had reached a fever pitch in Latvia and probably maybe existed a little bit in Washington DC as well (or not), completely fizzled out when he had a string of four games that looked like this: 4 points, 1-of-4 shooting vs NYK 2 points, 1-of-2 shooting vs MIA 4 points,…
Read MoreAnzejs Pasecniks 17 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)
OFFICIAL THOMAS BRYANT STATUS: Crying bitter tears of sadness as his stranglehold on the starting center position, which was so clearly his at the beginning of the season, is loosening as Anzejs Pasecniks pries it from his fingers. With every slow, steady bucket that Pasecniks scores, Bryant sees his own superior athleticism become less and…
Read MoreAnzejs Pasecniks 14 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2019)
OFFICIAL DTB STANCE ON CARONS: Carons, if present in the name of a foreign player, will NEVER be used in the video title of a DownToBuck video. Reason: this is America. America believes in two things: freedom, and that diacritical marks are communist. OFFICIAL DTB STANCE ON CARON: Caron Butler sucked for the Bucks, blatantly…
Read MoreAnzejs Pasecniks 11 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
Anzejs “The NBA Player Too Obscure for Basketball-reference To Acknowledge” Pasecniks was, up until recently, and as his nickname suggests, too obscure for basketball-reference to acknowledge as having actually played in an NBA game. I don’t know who they were giving his stats to, but they weren’t giving them to him, because he continued being…
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