Trae Young against the Cavaliers this year: 59 points. Trae Young against every other team in the league this year: 75 points. That’s a shame, because I really thought the first number would be bigger than the second. That would’ve made a really sweet point about how bad the Cavs’ defense is and how Young…
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Vince Carter 12 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2018)
Vince Carter is old. That’s all there is to it. Not many players keep playing into middle age. I thought he would hang up the sneakers after his time with the Kings last season (anybody would want to retire from basketball after having to play for that franchise), but he defied my expectations by signing…
Read MoreKent Bazemore Career High 32 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
The whole world got to see Kent Bazemore have the game of his life tonight. They came for the Trae Young, but they stayed (well, maybe they didn’t stay, we’ll see what the ratings look like) for the Bazed God. Too bad the commentators didn’t make it clear enough that what we were seeing was…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry 13 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2018)
I definitely wasn’t going to make this video until I, on a whim, checked out DeAndre’ Bembry’s basketball-reference page and saw that his career-high is thirteen points. Once I saw that little stat, my decision was made for me. Maybe not the decision I would have made if I had been left to my own…
Read MoreAlex Len 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (10/21/2018)
Full disclosure: Alex Len is shooting threes now, but you don’t get to see that in this video. Do not click on this video if your only reason for doing is to see Len make jumpers, even two-point ones. You would be disappointed. On the other hand, if you want to see him throw down…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 23 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2018)
Kent Bazemore is the last remnant of that Hawks team that won 60 games half a decade ago. How time flies! It seems like just yesterday their whole starting lineup was in the All-Star game, even Kyle Korver who wasn’t that good really. Bazemore didn’t play a very big role back then, and the end…
Read MoreOmari Spellman 17 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (10/21/2018)
Omari Spellman’s listed weight is 245 pounds. Watch this video, and tell me if you think the dude depicted within weighs 245 pounds. No way. Even the thumbnail image gives his true girth away. He’s gotta be pushing 300, and I’m only exaggerating a little bit. He’s what the teenagers call “T H I C…
Read MoreTrae Young 35 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (10/21/2018)
As Trae Young peeled off his jersey, he heard a shrill burst of laughter come from above him. However, when he looked up, there was nothing on top of his locker that could have caused the noise, other than maybe a hidden prank device of some kind. Next, he looked to the side, where Jeremy…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 28 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
So here’s the deal. I’ve been hyping up my sci-fi fantasy novel “The Taurean Prince” for a long time now. I swear it’s gonna be a classic of both genres and of literature as a whole. But, the deal is, here’s the deal, I just don’t have the time nor the ambition to write a…
Read MoreTrae Young 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Trae Young’s chemistry with Miles Plumlee is looking good already. For all of Plumlee’s supposed “faults”, the one thing he can do is jam lobs. They don’t even have to be good passes. Just through them up there and he’ll jam them. If Young wants free assists basically any time he wants, that’s something he…
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