Good news is, I eventually noticed that Isaiah Taylor had 13 points and 7 assists (way more than enough for highlights). Bad news is, I noticed too late for anyone to care anymore. The next day’s worth of games is about to start, no one cared about this Hawks-Pistons matchup in the first place, and…
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Andrew White 15 Points Hawks Debut Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
I’ve said it before but it bears repeating: these new two-way contracts are making it really damn hard for me trying to follow all of the scrubs of the NBA. There’s just too many of them, I think the NBA has already set a record for most players to appear in a game in a…
Read MoreDewayne Dedmon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon might be one of the more underrated players in the league. Now that I’ve said that, he’s probably overrated, but before I had to go and blab, he was putting up solid numbers on a solid contract for a team that sucks whether he’s there or not. That last part doesn’t…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 14 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
The Tyler “Now The Best Dorsey In NBA History By Such A Large Margin That It’s Almost Embarrassing” Dorsey highlights are coming thick and fast (sus) lately. Three games in a row now he has found himself highlit on my channel. And it will only get worse (or better, depending on your viewing angle): the…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
At what point do the Hawks sit Dënniß ßchrööder with a nonexistent injury? I’m thinking after the All-Star break. They’ll claim something like knee soreness, dress him up in the fanciest suit they can find, and have him sit soundlessly on the bench while Isaiah Taylor commands the tank straight into the dirt underneath Philips…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 11 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2018)
Tyler Dorsey strengthens his stranglehold on the title of “Best Dorsey in NBA History” by dropping in eleven points against the Magic. There’s not a lot of prestige in that title given that the other three NBA Dorseys have sucked rods varying in size from “medium” to “obscenely large”, but it’s something he’ll be able…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 10 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
I’m not sure how the Hawks blew out the Grizzlies by 26 points, but they did it, thereby strengthening the Grizzlies’ tank while damaging their own. Tyler “Best Dorsey in NBA History” Dorsey played his own small role in the domination by having maybe the second-best game of his rookie season (or first-best, depending on…
Read MoreMike Muscala 15 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
DTB News Alert: it is hard to write a compelling description for this Mike Muscala 15-points video while watching Tom Brady cheat his way to another Super Bowl win. DTB News Alert part 2: NFL, if you’re scraping YouTube for incidences of people using the words “Super Bowl” and banning their accounts for infringing on…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
20 shot attempts. 1 assist. Not an uncommon occurence in the NBA (Anthony Davis scored 48 without a single dime), but a strange one for Dënniß ßchrööder. I’m aware that he doesn’t really love passing the way some of the great PGs did, but only a single assist seems awfully low. There were recently rumors…
Read MoreTaurean Prince Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
THE TAUREAN PRINCE CHAPTER II: Ominous Portents —————- Ferland lay face down on his bed for a bit longer, relishing the anger he felt. He was but one Arponian cycle from coronation day, yet he was still treated as a child! He imagined various ways he could get back at those who wronged him, Freylin…
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