“Dear Diary, Life is so unfair! When that stupid butt-face Chris hurt his hand while playing with his blocks or doing some other baby thing, daddy made sure that he gave me a lot of minutes. He didn’t believe me when I told him over and over how I should be the starting point guard…
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Austin Rivers 20 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)
“Dear Diary, Today after we lost to the poopy 76ers, daddy was really mad. He told us that even though we don’t have Chris we need to play better. When he said that I almost started to cry because daddy always talks about Chris but when I play good he never tells me how good…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 27 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)
Austin Rivers: kind of a good player now? He’s been playing like this for a while now, long enough that it might not be a fluke. I’ve done my fair share of hating on him (as has just as about everyone else), but he’s proving his haters wrong by, you know, not being totally garbage…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 20 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
“Dear Diary, A few days ago that meanie Chris got injured again. He hurt his little baby thumb from sucking on it too much. Daddy said we all need to start playing extra good from now on but then I said we wouldn’t need to because I would be the point guard and I would…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 24 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
If Austin Rivers keeps this up, I’m going to have to go back to my old vids of him and edit out all the times I called him a bust, Chad Ford-style. That’s the bad (and good) thing about the Internet, nothing is permanent, everything can change, and information is in a constant state of…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
First Raymond Felton, now Austin Rivers, who the heck needs Chris Paul? Not the Clippers, that’s for sure, not when two role-players of dubious quality can come in and put up the same stats as the supposed “best PG in the league”. Notice how I put that in quotation marks. It’s because I don’t think…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
For being one of the top teams in the league, the Clippers sure are trotting out some funky-ass lineups. Injuries suck, but they suck even more when your team’s bench depth consists of Wes Johnson, Marreessseeeee Speights and two empty Gatorade bottles. I am seeing more minutes for more scrubs than I have ever seen…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
“Dear Diary, I’m really excited tonight! I scored twenty-five points and hit seven three-pointers! One of the shots that I hit that wasn’t a three, the referees didn’t want to give to me. But me and Daddy argued with the referees, and they gave me the points! Daddy said that he and I make a…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 18 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
“Dear Diary, Today I scored eighteen points and did really well. Everybody on the team was telling me how I did a good job. Daddy said that if I hadn’t played so good then we wouldn’t have won the game. But that jerk Chris had twenty points and twenty assists. After the game Daddy was…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
I’ve never seen the public opinion of a player change so quickly as when Austin Rivers put up a gritty playoff performance for the short-handed Clippers after getting his face demolished. Prior to that, his career had been a running joke since the day he got drafted and even before. Nothing but criticism on efficiency,…
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