The three wayfarers reached the base of the Cloudy Mountains early the next evening, just as the sun was dipping below the horizon. Their jagged peaks, usually snow-covered but now barren, cut angrily into the sky. “What say you, old sage?” Karl-Anthony asked Kevin. “Which path shall we take? The one that lies ahead of…
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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part II)
Karl-Anthony bustled about his bedchamber, throwing a few articles of clothing and some non-perishable foodstuffs into a woolen sack. Ricky stood to the side, watching his king with increasing dismay. “You mean to trek to the abode of the wizard king as a common traveller? Should you not be assembling your army?” Stopping to stare…
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Karl-Anthony Towns, king of the land of Minnesota, glowered as he stared at one of the windows of his hall. He was draped in a vestment made of a whole polar bear pelt, but it was too warm for him, and he cast it aside. “Not all is right with the world, Ricky,” he grumbled…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick All 200 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
J.J. walked to a storage closet and pulled out an inflatable kiddy-pool, already inflated and filled with water. He dragged it to the center of the practice court. “We goin’ swimming?” DeAndre asked sarcastically. J.J. turned to his teammate and issued a ten-second-long blast on his whistle. “Fifty pushups for your impudence, Private Jordan!” he…
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J.J. Redick sat patiently in front of Doc Rivers’ desk, waiting for his coach to say something. Doc seemed distressed about something. Finally, he spoke. “DeAndre’s free throws aren’t improving.” J.J. wondered why Doc was telling him this obvious fact. Moreover, if Doc was concerned with DeAndre Jordan’s free throws, why wouldn’t Doc meet with…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 276 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
With the female entertainment lined up for the Warriors’ pitch to Kevin Durant, Klay had moved his attentions towards what he and his teammates would do/say during the meeting to make the biggest possible impact. The Celtics had convinced Tom Brady to hang out with Durant and pretend to be bros with him. Klay had…
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“Okay, somebody needs to be in charge of luring Kevin Durant here to the Warriors,” Stephen Curry said, addressing a small selection of his most trusted teammates. “I can’t do it because I’m running my expensive basketball camp.” “Too bad Draymond had to go and get arrested,” said Andre Iguodala. “I bet he would have…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki All 126 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Three-ilation)
Dirk Nowitzki stealthily made his way to the furthest corner of the American Airlines Center. Here, there was a forbidden door; he opened it and proceeded down the stairs that were revealed to him: the stairs that led to the remnants of the old Spanish mission upon which the arena had been built. Dirk wandered…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis All 373 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part III)
“You sure this works?” Kristaps asked the bulky, hoodie-wearing man standing with him in the alley behind Kristaps’ apartment. “Of course it works,” replied the man. “But we don’t need to be hiding back here, it’s not like this stuff’s illegal or anything.” “I don’t wants anybody knowing,” Kristaps said, examining the contents of the…
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“Do you really need that whole duffel bag of stuff?” Carmelo asked as Kristaps emerged from his apartment. “We’re just lifting weights. Not going to sleepaway camp.” “I prepared for anything,” Kristaps answered nervously, dragging his bag to the waiting car. “Do you minding if I put on favorite jams on drive there? I need…
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