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DTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (March 2016 Dunkilation)

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK CHAPTER V: A REALLY REAL LIFE BASKETBALL DUNK [Rural Alabama, Summer 1929] “Cousin Billy, why don’t you play basketball with us?” Billy Kimball, age 17, looked up from his seated position on the porch and removed the well-chewed piece of straw from his mouth. “I ain’t no good at…

Giannis Antetokounmpo Career High 34 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

“I’m nervous,” Giannis said, standing in front of his bathroom mirror. “Don’t be. Obviously Rachel wants to go on a date with you, since she said yes when you asked her out. That’s as clear-cut as it gets.” John Henson replied, looking his teammate’s outfit up and down. “It’s really weird seeing you in jeans.”…

Ian Mahinmi 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)

I stare in disbelief at the words displayed on my computer screen. I don’t realize that I am speaking as a moaned “no…no…” tumbles from my mouth. Ian Mahinmi has scored eighteen points yet again, and thus, I am obliged to make his highlights. “I’ll do a different video,” I say to myself as my…

Devin Booker 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/23/2016)

Devin Booker knew he wasn’t really supposed to be near the visitors’ locker room. He also knew that this was perhaps his last chance to meet his idol, Kobe Bryant. Given the circumstances, Devin thought he should be allowed a little leeway in terms of where he was and wasn’t supposed to be. He had…

Marvin Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)

“My dearest Dr. Smith, As a fellow scholar of the olden NBA days, you were the first person I thought to contact when I made my most recent discovery. While not necessarily ground-breaking, my newest findings regarding the 2015-2016 NBA season, now almost a century behind us, are nonetheless intriguing, and perhaps will even rewrite…

Giannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 28 pts/14 asts/11 rbs Full Highlights (3/13/2016)

“Man, Giannis, these smoothies are really good, you got it down to a science!” John Henson exclaimed as the first drop of Giannis’ newest concoction landed on his tongue. “What did you say was in it again?” Giannis smiled sheepishly as he listed the ingredients. “Pomegranate, mango, plums, I think that’s all.” He took a…

Giannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 26 pts/10 asts/12 rebs Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

The next day, Giannis made a special trip to the grocery store. Usually he was careful about making a list and only going once a week, but with the addition of a blender to his kitchen (and, therefore, smoothies to his diet), he had quickly consumed all the fruit in the house. There hadn’t been…

Serge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2016)

Serge Ibaka pondered the events that had lead him to this spot. The All-Star break afforded him plenty of time to travel, certainly, but when his teammates had asked where he was traveling to, Serge had evasively answered “overseas”. None of them would take him seriously if he said he was traveling to Nepal to…

D’Angelo Russell Career High 39 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2016)

D’Angelo Russell stood at the door, impatient. This was a nice neighborhood, in fact the nicest in the whole Los Angeles area, but still. He was an NBA player, and who knows what could happen to an NBA player standing outside at midnight. He checked his phone, thought about all the fun he could be…

Channing Frye 15 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)

“Come on guys, do I really have to do this?” Channing asked, looking at the entrance to the McDonald’s with trepidation. “We haze all the new players,” LeBron reiterated. “Trust us, we’re going easy on you. You should have seen what we made Timofey do when he got here.” “It was no big problem, drinking…