There was some minor concern, when he was drafted, that Bismack Biyombo wasn’t the age he said he was. He was 18 at the time of the draft, but there were rumors that he could be older. As old as 26, apparently. There’s no way he would be able to make himself 8 years younger…
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Bismack Biyombo 19 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
One of the storylines I don’t think I’ve seen anyone bring up yet is Bismack Biyombo’s utterly unexpected transformation into a competent scorer. When he started his career, he was one of the lowest scorers, per minute, in the league. In the 2012-13 season, he scored 6 points per 36, a ridiculously low amount. It…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 15 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)
The levels of hype contained in this video are seriously reminiscent of Bismack Biyombo’s playoff performances with the Raptors. You know, the ones that earned him that huge contract from the Magic? There was magic (we’re talking Harry Potter type stuff here you filthy muggle) going on back then in Toronto, and that magic, after…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 11 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Did we ever figure out if Bismack Biyombo was actually the age he said he was when he was drafted? Because I remember there were some murmurings that he wasn’t actually 18 during that Nike showcase game or whatever where he blocked a ton of shots. Maybe he was 19. Or 20! I think the…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 16 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)
Bismack “Bustmack” Biyombo has been a DNP-magnet for the entirety of his second stint with the Hornets, the team that originally drafted him. Basically every big man on the Hornets’ roster has been ahead of Biyombust in the rotation, even guys like Willy Hernangomez and Frank Kaminsky. Those dudes have also gotten their fair share…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)
Bismack Biyombo’s previous career high of 17 came in game 7 of the Raptors’ series against the Heat, a clutch performance that was likely the one that earned him his ridiculous contract. That performance wasn’t anything special offensively, and as you can probably imagine, neither is this one. If you were imagining something akin to…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2018)
Bismack Biyombo is getting paid 17 million dollars this year to average 5/5/0/0/1. Next year he’ll also be getting paid 17 million dollars. The year after that, he has a player option, which means that he’ll be getting paid another 17 million dollars, unless his agent advises him that he can get a max contract…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 14 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)
It’s games like this that make you think that maybe Bismack Biyombo ISN’T the second-most overpaid player in the NBA behind Joakim Noah. A guy who can give you essentially a 15/15 line with good defense (sorry Vuc you don’t) would obviously be worth hella money to any team. The problem is, Biyombo isn’t a…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 13 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
Nobody really cares about Bismack Biyombo anymore. The only reason he ever got any attention in the first place was his competent performance in the playoffs for the Raptors last year. Raptors fans are large in quantity and are always looking for players to hype up, and when the Bizzy Body started throwing down dunks…
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 15 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2017)
You can tell by the Nuggets’ bench reaction that Bismack Biyombo’s hard tumble in the fourth quarter of this game looked gnarly as heck. Double gnarly. You don’t even need to see the fall itself. I didn’t show any replays, because when it happened live, the first thing I thought was “Kevin Ware 2.0”, and…
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