Jaylen Brown 25 Points Full Highlights (5/21/2018)

Jaylen Brown is growing up before our very eyes. No, really, I swear he’s looking noticeably older every subsequent game. He looked like a kid with a beard at the start of the season. Now, he looks like some random 32 y/o vet who is too good for the G-League but not quite good enough…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2018)

Three out of my last four videos have been Jaylen Brown. This is unacceptable. I’ve learned over the years that as the playoffs progress, highlights worthy of being shown on my (exclusive) channel get rarer and rarer. But I don’t think it’s ever been this bad. I just want to do ONE Warriors player other…

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Marcus Morris 21 Points Full Highlights (5/13/2018)

Not included in this highlight video: Marcus Morris totally LOCKING DOWN Jabroni Lames after claiming he was going to do so the whole week prior. I’m gonna be honest, because honesty is my second middle name, the first being “Baller”, I didn’t think LeBron could be stopped. Not in these playoffs. Don’t get me wrong,…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (5/13/2018)

I might as well change my channel name to LostInBoston because it’s gonna be pretty much nothing but Celtics highlights from here on out. They’re the only remaining team whose role-players are actually a threat to sometimes score 20 points. Maybe also a few bozos on the Rockets, but in Boston, they’ve got all their…

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Jaylen Brown 24 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2018)

Jaylen Brown didn’t dump on the 76ers nearly as hard as he did the Bucks (I still remember those thirty-point games, in fact, they’re all I see when I close my eyes to go to sleep at night), but he got the job done in this one after only attempting six shots in the previous…

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Jayson Tatum 25 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2018)

I’m still trying to figure out how a team composed of: -Jayson Tatum (rookie) -Jaylen Brown (young) -Al Horford (old) -Terry Rozier (not even good at all really until the second half of this season) -Aron Baynes (Austria) has earned the privilege of playing the Cleveland LeBrons in the ECF conference finals. I think most…

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Jayson Tatum 24 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)

This series has gone pretty much the opposite of how I expected it would. I’m not a betting man, and that’s damn lucky for me, because I’d be wondering why I ever thought that putting my life savings (23 dollars and an unopened ultra-rare mint condition misprint “S’m’ores” box of Pop-Tarts, one of only 3…

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Terry Rozier 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (5/3/2018)

Terry Rozier failed to show up for the first quarter and a half of this game. Maybe he was having a crisis of self after remembering how Eric Bledsoe didn’ know who he was. Anyway, he snapped out of it with three minutes left to go in the first half, scoring eight quick points and…

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Jayson Tatum 21 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2018)

Jayson Tatum did not shoot above fifty percent from the field in any of the Celtics’ seven first-round games against the Bucks. However, he has now shot exactly 50% in the Celtics’ two games against the Sixers, AND he scored over twenty in both of them, AND the Celtics won both those games, so if…

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Marcus Smart 19 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2018)

My burning, irrational hatred for Marcus Smart does not allow me to acknowledge when he has a good game. Instead, I am compelled to point out his deficiencies: how he had the same amount of assists as turnovers (3), how he chucked ten three-pointers despite being one of the worst high-volume three-point shooters in the…

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