Brooklyn Nets – Page 2

Joe Harris Career High 30 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/31/2021)

https://youtu.be/slJd1G2DAVc These are the kind of performances from Joe Harris that we’ll see less of now that James Harden is on the Nets, and that makes me upset. Harris is having a career year, not just from a raw PPG per game perspective, but from an efficiency perspective, and how does Nets management reward him?…

Joe Harris 28 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2021)

https://youtu.be/cA4NZZpUP3c No Kyrie? No Durant? No frickin’ problem when you’ve got HEADBAND HARRIS on your team ready to burst out of his 80’s time capsule to devastate the opposing team with spicy three-pointers and surprisingly adept dribble-drives. This guy might have effortlessly won a three-point contest, but if you held a “white guy contested layup”…

Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

Tyler Johnson getting big minutes for the Nets in the playoffs is fun. That’s just an overall fun thing to happen. He was booty flakes on the Suns, so the Suns got rid of him, and then he was just hanging out being an NBA vagabond until the Nets somehow came to the conclusion that…

Garrett Temple 21 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Full unabridged title of this video: “Garrett Temple 21 Points/1 Game-Losing Turnover Full Highlights (8/19/2020)”. “Game-Losing” might be a somewhat hyperbolic adjective, but it also isn’t. The Nets were down by three with seven seconds left when Temple coughed the ball up. Even if they had hit a three-pointer on that possession, the game would…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 26 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

Mike Breen brought up a fun stat while he was commentating this game. It was so fun that I am going to steal it and expand upon it. As they say in the biz, “BANG!!” Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot scored twenty ore more points exactly three times in his pre-Bubb career. The he got to The Bubb…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

The Brooklyn Nets majorly overachieved in The Bubb, and much of that overachievement can be attributed to the individual overachievement of Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot, who was thrust into a primary scoring role for the team and managed not to completely bungle the opportunity. I honestly thought that the Nets would get destroyed by twenty points ever…

Tyler Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Tyler Johnson looks like a hobbit. And while he was on the Suns, he was playing like a hobbit too. Remember, hobbits are short creatures and they are lazy creatures. In the Tolkien mythology, basketball never makes an appearance (nor, really, does any team sport), but you can bet that hobbits would suck at basketball…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

French people need to explain themselves. This dude Timothe “Mothe Ball” Luwawu-Cabarrot is setting new career highs basically every other game in the Bubb. The Mothe Ball is balling out harder than the Mothe Ball has ever balled before. And there seems to be no interest on the part of the French public in this…

Dzanan Musa 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

I am displaying supreme confidence in Dzanan Musa right now by not labeling this 17-point performance a “Career High” in the title of this vid. Even though it is, indeed, the most points he’s ever scored in the NBA. But I’ve learned my lesson over the years, and that lesson is this: if you think…

Jeremiah Martin Career High 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Is there a way I can look up all the two-way contracts that were given out to players this season? Preferably, this theoretical source of two-way contract information would be so user-friendly that all I would have to do is shout at my empty apartment “I WANT TO KNOW ALL THE TWO WAY PLAYERS” and…