Andray “Gimme Dat Trip Dub” Blatche was, at one point in time, one of the most disliked players in the league. But then the Wizards cut him loose and now he’s an underpaid bench player for the Nets, so nobody really cares about him anymore. But that’s not really true. I still dislike him. So…
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Brook Lopez 22 Points/3 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/2/2013)
Yeah, you’re seeing it correctly. 3 rebounds. 3 rebounds in 34 minutes. I don’t care that Lopez is playing next to Reggie Evans. 3 rebounds is straight up Bargnani-esque. I don’t get how that even happens. As a 7-footer he should be able to get at least 5 just by being there. I demand an…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 12 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2013)
We’ve determined already that Teletovic is an awesome player. It should be readily apparent to anyone with a pair of eyes and an appreciation for basketball. But what we maybe didn’t know is that, in addition to his smooth jumper, he is also SUPER CLUTCH. So with Joe Johnson out against the Rockets, someone else…
Read MoreCJ Watson 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2013)
After the previous installment “BJ Mullens 25 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights”, this series continues with CJ Watson. Be on the lookout for DJ Augustin highlights sometime next week. Coming off a streak where he shot a combined 9 for 40, CJ Watson came back to life to kick the Nugget’s heinies with 25 points on…
Read MoreTyshawn Taylor 12 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2013)
I’m not the most qualified guy to write the description for this video. I don’t know the first thing about Nets rookie Tyshawn Taylor. Is he good? Is he bad? Is he related to Jordan Taylor? What about Jeff Taylor? Are they all the same player? I have no idea. None. Which is kind of…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic Career High 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2013)
Mirza Teletovic is the next Dirk. Count on it. What does Dirk have that the Bosnian Baller doesn’t? Nothing. Teletovic is a complete player with a refined inside-outside game and a sweet shooting touch. He also has supreme athletic ability, able to dunk and block shots with the best of them. I got you good,…
Read MoreMarShon Brooks 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2012)
MarShon Brooks (henceforth referred to as ‘Mar$wag’) was put in Avery Johnson’s doghouse early on in the season. To add insult to injury he was presented a Poodle costume and asked to wear it while in said doghouse. Imagine the toll on Mar$wag’s fragile psyche! Not as big as the toll caused by having a…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 35 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2012)
“Poetry in motion. A subtle interplay of forces, complimenting and refracting each other. The blur of a hummingbird’s wings, a clap of fiercest thunder, and all in between” – John Hollinger, on Brook Lopez’s playing style. It’s a beautiful thing to behold, isn’t it? Freed from the oppressive manacles of Avery Johnson’s iso-mode chuckfest of…
Read MoreGerald Wallace 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2012)
Like some other guy with the last name Wallace who plays for a New York team, Gerald Wallace enjoys shooting threes but is not particularly adept at making them. He entered the game shooting a vomit-inducing 24% from the long line, but saw fit to chuck six threes regardless. And he made five of them!…
Read MoreAndray Blatche 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2012)
Andray “All I wanted was a triple-double” Blatche puts on an amazing performance against the Sacramento Kings. 11 of 12 shooting, an assist, 2 rebounds, and that’s it. No other entries in the box score. I’ll admit that I’m pretty impressed, too bad no one will ever remember anything about him other than his misplaced…
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