The sound of a clanging metal door roused Leandro Barbosa from his semi-catatonic state. Groggily propping himself up on the uncomfortable tile floor to stare through the window of his cell, he saw the unconscious body of his countrymate Nene being muscled through the lab by two large henchmen. Within seconds, Nene had been dragged…
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Bruno Caboclo 21 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Bruno Caboclo will be returning to the Grizzlies next season, barring some kind of theoretical off-season trade that would alienate every Grizzlies fan were it to happen. The fact that he’s returning is good news both for Bruno (he’s coming back to a place he’s familiar with) and for the Grizzlies (they get to benefit…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 15 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Bruno Caboclo is STEALING moves from Giannis. He’s not just borrowing them or using them. He’s STEALING them and he should give them back. Those are Giannis’ moves and other players aren’t allowed to execute them in games. In practice – fine. In summer pickup games – okay. But in real life NBA games? Giannis…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 17 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)
It’s funny how time works sometimes. Well, it’s not really funny, because time is predictable in its linearity and duration: one second is one second, and this minute will always take place after the preceding minute, and never before. What I’m trying to say is, Brunco Caboclo scored seventeen points in this game, which would…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Bruno Caboclo walked the halls of the FedEx Forum with intent and purpose. A kind maintenance person had given him the directions he needed, so he made lefts and rights with confidence that he never would have shown otherwise. Occasionally, he passed an arena employee who would congratulate him on the good game; he received…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 15 Points Full HIghlights (3/20/2019)
There are a lot of…things…going on in Brazil right now. Maybe good things. Maybe bad things. Definitely some things that are causing political strife both internally and externally. In these times of division, what better cause for the Brazilian populace to rally around than the continued NBA successes of their countryman Bruno Caboclo, who has…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 9 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: 1. Bruno Caboclo is a very popular player who will drive views to my channel. 2. Six assists is not only a career high in that stat for Caboclo, but it is twice as many assists as he had ever gotten in a game before. This is…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 16 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2019)
Bruno Caboclo walked away from his locker and sat down in an empty chair next to Jaren Jackson’s, a sad expression on his face. “I looked all over the locker room for Marc, but couldn’t find him,” he told his rookie teammate. “I wanted to see if he wanted to hang out tonight and celebrate…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 11 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/26/2019)
When I looked at the box score of this game and saw that Bruno Caboclo had scored a career-high-tying eleven points, I’m pretty sure I had some type of medical episode that briefly incapacitated me. I remember feeling like my heart was beating too fast and my muscles were spazzing out, but then that was…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 11 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
With this performance, officially, with official officiality, Bruno Caboclo has avoided peaking in his first NBA game, the dreaded “MCW-itis”. Cast your mind back, way back, and remember how hyped you were when Caboclo checked into a game for the first time, and how your hyped reached previously unseen levels as he quickly threw down…
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