It recently came out that the Raptors are not going to give championship rings to C.J. Miles, Delon Wright, or Jonas Valanciunas, the three dudes they traded for Marc Gasol. That seems fair to me, even if does kind of suck for Valanciunas who was with the Raptors for a seriously long time only for…
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C.J. Miles 33 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2019)
Raptors fans must be losing it right now. Not only has Jonas Valanciunas been a complete beastcake his entire time in Memphis, not only has Delon Wright had some very good games for his new team, not only has Marc Gasol been underwhelming in his first few games in Toronto, but now C.J. Miles has…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 22 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
Every time I make a C.J. Miles video, I’m forced to think about the Instagram model who shares his name (but definitely doesn’t share his gender), and then I’m forced to think about how my attempt to make a career as an Instagram model has been nothing but a total failure. The previous step I…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
As you might remember, my expeditious foray into the Instagram arena was short-lived because my mom somehow found out about my Instagram page before anybody else. All I wanted to do was make a little extra money on the side by showing off my heinie in a thong. The whole account is deleted now (how…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
The Raptors have a really good bench this year. I don’t know how, because when looking at the guys they have as reserves, it’s immediately obvious that there aren’t any big-name players there. Therefore, in order to preserve my fragile mind, I’m going to go ahead and say that the reason that their bench is…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 20 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Who knew that being an Instagram model was so hard? The way those ladies portray it, it seems like the easiest thing in the world. It’s not. That’s as big of a lie as their tits. As you know, DownToBuck doesn’t really pull in the bucks with this whole YouTube highlight empire. And I thought…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 21 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
I was doing some more research on C.J. Miles the Instagram model, not C.J. Miles the Toronto Raptor because he’s not nearly as pretty as she is, he basically looks like a goblin with several congenital birth defects compared to her for real, and I got to thinking about stuff. First thing I thought was…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/27/2017)
For some reason, the Raptors commentators were really obsessed with having C.J. Miles receive and shoot the ball. Maybe they were frustrated with DeRozan’s 0-of-3 or Lowry’s 2-of-7 from three, but it’s not like Miles didn’t attempt enough three-pointers; he took twelve of them, the most of any Raptors player this season. Or maybe they…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 22 Points/6 Threes Raptors Debut Full Highlights (10/19/2017)
Historically, there has not been much interest in highlights of C.J. Miles. Not much at all. Basically zero. Interest for C.J. Miles the sexy Instagram model is way higher, but for some reason I don’t get to do highlights of Instagram models. I’m stuck with the lame C.J., the one who played for the Pacers…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 27 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)
For those who say that DownToBuck is a man utterly beholden to view counts, to subscriber totals and likes, behold: a C.J. Miles video that will get, at most, 15 views, as well as cost me dozens of subscribers. No one cares about C.J. Miles unless you’re talking about the Instagram model, which I’m definitely…
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