Cameron “Can’t Play In the NBA” Payne is, contrary to what would be expected of him given his nickname, is playing in the NBA right now. The nickname refers to when Bulls coaches/FO people claimed that Payne wouldn’t be able to play at an NBA level after seeing his second practice, and the only reason…
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Cameron Payne 15 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2017)
Cameron Payne showed some stuff last year. Not a whole ton of stuff, but some stuff. I don’t know if Thunder fans expected that, but I didn’t, and I was impressed. So impressed that I don’t think I even called him a bust a single time over all my descriptions. And that’s saying a lot:…
Read MoreCameron Payne 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2016)
The more I think about it, the less the name “Cameron Payne” seems like an NBA player’s name and more like a porn star name. Think about it… Payne is an evocative last name. I don’t know what kind of porn a hypothetical “Cameron Payne” would star in, but I bet it would involve naked…
Read MoreCameron Payne 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2016)
Cameron Payne’s last name makes it way too easy to come up with nicknames for him. Like, it’s not even fun. I wrote down about thirty of them and didn’t even break a sweat. Rather than share with you any insights I have about Cameron Payne’s game or style of play (here’s a hint: I…
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