Let’s be honest: the only reason anyone like Caris LeVert is because his last name has the same sort of cadence as LeBron James’ first name. That’s the only reason, there are no other reasons. People hear “LeVert” in an NBA context and they immediately associate it with “LeBron”, leading to a favorable impression that…
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Caris LeVert 16 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)
All you people who said I should make a Caris LeVert vid should be ashamed. Because I made the vid, and it had way more free throws than made buckets. Come on. I trusted you guys to not lead me astray down the path of uncompelling highlights, and you betrayed me. Just kidding. You know…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 13 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
The Nets just won a game! They didn’t manage to win one in February, but that’s cool, a lot of good teams often go entire months without winning. Caris LeVert (what kind of name is Caris anyway) was a big part of the win, contributing thirteen points, including a sick turnaround jumper and an okay…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
The Nets just dropped 143 god-damn points on the Pelicans, the second highest point total this season for a team. Caris LeVert didn’t have an insane point total for how many points his team scored, but 17 for himself and 14 more from the assists is pretty good. But with how good the Nets did,…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)
Caris “Fat LeVer” LeVert has not had a very winning NBA career thus far. He’s played in 21 games, with a record of 3 wins and 18 losses. Ouch! If I was an NBA rookie and my career started off that badly, I’d look for some NCAA loophole so I could go play at some…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
The Nets are just a goldmine of highlights for this channel. An absolute goldmine loaded to the breaking point with veins of bright, gleaming scrubs ready to be showcased. I think I’ve done everybody on that roster except for Jeremy Lin (too “good” for the channel) and Luis Scola (hasn’t had a good game yet)….
Read MoreCaris LeVert 12 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)
Full disclosure: up until this evening, I thought Caris LeVert’s first name was “Chris”. Easy mistake to make if you’re a dumbass like me. I’d never actually heard the Nets commentators say his first name; it was always just “LeVert”. And somehow my brain changed the “a” to an “h” every time I saw his…
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