Cody Zeller has been in Charlotte for seven years now, having predated even the rebirth of the “Hornets” moniker (his rookie season was as a Bobcat). That’s a long time to be in one place without experiencing any considerable amount of team success. Check out the records of the teams that Zeller has been on:…
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Terry Rozier 24 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
A lot of very mean people with malice in their heart have very mean things to say about Terry Rozier who, despite his contract, is still a human being. It seems like you can’t go anywhere on the internet without seeing a mention of how ludicrous his contract is, or how bad the Hornets are…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 29 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
Devonte’ Graham is beasting at an incredible level right now. He is SO good, and every game too. Every single god-damn game he’s putting up these huge statlines. If you had told me he was going to be this good last year, I would’ve laughed right in your face. And if we weren’t talking face-to-face…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/4/2019)
You know, for being a Tank Commander handpicked by Michael Jordan himself to command the Hornets’ tank all the way to the promised land of ping-pong balls and folded-corner envelopes known as the NBA draft, Terry Rozier has been okay this season. After not shooting above 40% from the field during any of his seasons…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 33 Points/10 Threes/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/4/2019)
Quiz time! Sharpen your pencils kiddos, this one’s a doozy. Question 1: Which of these players is currently second in the league in three-pointers made as well as third in total assists? A. James Harden B. Trae Young C. Devonte’ Graham D. Malcolm Brogdon E. All of the Above Question 2: How much should the…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/29/2019)
The Charlotte Hornets gave Terry Rozier a lot of money. In my view, any NBA contract is “a lot” of money, but this was a lot of money even by the high standards of NBA contracts. It was so much money that many mean people mocked both the franchise and the player for it. I…
Read MoreP.J. Washington 26 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)
Hype levels for Miles Bridges: diminishing. Hype levels for Cody Zeller: dwindling from already low levels. Hype levels for Dwayne Bacon: plummeting. Hype levels for Terry Rozier: never existed. Hype levels for P.J. Washington: THROUGH THE ROOF AND TO THE MOON While much of the Hornets’ roster is hard to get hyped for at this…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2019)
Coming into this game, the Hornets were the 8th seed in the East at 8 wins and 12 losses. This despite the fact that they are one of the worst teams in the league; pretty much all their wins have been by one or two points, and when they lose, they lose big. Like tonight….
Read MoreP.J. Washington 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Why am I still uploading highlight videos right now? I’m on video #29 for last night’s games (I think so, anyway; counting that high is hard), and I’m deep into the afternoon, and now I’m competing with the full might of the NFL for the attention of sports fans. How am I supposed to topple…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 16 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Do Hornets fans even feel sad about the Kemba Walker situation anymore? Sure, it was unfortunate that the franchise centerpiece who never led them anywhere meaningful had to walk for nothing, and it was unfortunate that his nominal replacement was deputy tank commander Terry Rozier, but something way more fortunate emerged from those unfortunate things….
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