https://youtu.be/6GHDX8p4jh4 LaMelo Ball awoke from his slumber only to come to the immediate conclusion that he had seamlessly transitioned from one dream into another. The place he was in was like no place he had been on Earth. A brightly shining sun, whose light was dampened by silver cloud cover, lent an otherworldly glow to…
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Malik Monk Career High 36 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2021)
https://youtu.be/KVa7bcscj0U “Dear Diary, My life has becoming a waking nightmare. Every time my situation deteriorates further, I hope against hope that soon I will wake up from this torment, to find it nought but a dream, but alas, there is no such respite. This is a nightmare from which escape is impossible. Every minute of…
Read MoreLaMelo Ball 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2021)
https://youtu.be/GHADFUfLO_s DownToBuck would like to take this moment to inform his loyal viewership that he has transcended such plebeian trivialities as “getting mad about sporting events” and is thus 100 percent not mad at all about the occurrences that transpired during this matchup between the Charlotte Hornets and Milwaukee Bucks. He would also like to…
Read MoreLaMelo Ball 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2020)
https://youtu.be/LzRpLYNwoZE Imagine, if you will, a universe where the incredble hype surrounding LaMelo Ball does not exist, where the attention paid to his family is minimal, where there has never been any such concept as “Big Baller Brand”, and where there is a special machine that lets you to mix and match Pop-Tart flavors, allowing…
Read MoreTerry Rozier Career High 42 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2020)
https://youtu.be/9_J_PccYkEI When I semi-retired from the daily NBA highlights grind, I was looking forward to a gleaming and gilded future free from the players that had tormented me in the past. I would create only the videos that I wanted to create, unburdened from the ceaseless uploadment of repetitive and barely-consumed vids of players that…
Read MoreMalik Monk All 27 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
On March 2nd, roughly a week before the NBA went into a COVID-induced hibernation, Malik Monk was suspended “indefinitely” for an undisclosed substance abuse violation. There weren’t a whole lot of details about Monk’s suspension available at the time, and then everybody forgot their need for details when a different kind of suspension, the league-wide…
Read MoreNicolas Batum All 28 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
At any given point in the NBA, there are a select few players who are held up as examples of what happens when the guaranteed contract system goes horribly wrong. Rashard Lewis was one of those players, once upon a time. Gilbert Arenas has been in this category. More recently, the cap spike that enabled…
Read MoreMiles Bridges All 47 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
Look at these numbers. Just look at them: Miles Bridges 2018-19: 71 dunks. Miles Bridges 2019-20: 47 dunks. Those numbers are totally unacceptable for a young player who is supposed to be showing rapid improvement. As the provider of the finest dunk compilations (“dunkilations”) anywhere to be found in the Internetubes, I demand more dunkage…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham All 218 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation Part II)
“Put me down!” Devonte’ yelled, ruing (not for the first time) the undeniable disadvantage that his short stature posed. He started kicking his legs to free himself, but when a dangerous-looking automatic firearm was brandished in front of his face by one of the men, he stopped struggling and allowed himself to get dragged towards…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham All 218 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Devonte’ Graham walked home after a solo training session at the Hornets’ practice facility. His condo was just a few blocks away, and he liked it that way. There was never an excuse not to hit the gym and get some weight training in, or to step on the court for a couple hours of…
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