I’m pretty sure Marco Belinelli has the worst shot selection in the league. Worse even than Nic Batum, with whom he combines to form the chuckeriest small forward tandem in the league. Every time I see Belinelli play, his preferred play is to run to a spot, receive the ball, and take a jumper no…
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Nicolas Batum 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2017)
It’s a little bit worrying that the Hornets pulled out to a 23-3 lead early against the Suns and then ended up seeing the lead cut down to four in the fourth quarter. It sort of calls into question their playoff-worthiness; then again, most of the things they’ve been doing since January have called into…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 21 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2017)
Some guy with too much time on his hands was able to tell us that Marvin Williams has more years of NBA experience than the entire starting lineup that the Suns fielded against his Hornets. This is W-Marv’s twelfth year in the league, and the math checks out: Ulis (1) + Chriss (1) + Warren…
Read MoreCody Zeller 19 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2017)
Cody Zeller is one of the least exciting players on of the least exciting teams in the league. For how athletic he is, he only rarely dunks on people, the only thing that could possibly get him noticed. He doesn’t have any fans. Even Indianans have forsaken him. Despite his anonymity, he remains a good…
Read MoreMichael Kidd-Gilchrist 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like layups? Use this handy reference to figure out your layup-enjoyment-rating: 1: I’d rather die than watch a layup in an NBA game 2: Maybe death is taking it a little far, but layups really suck 3: Only if a short person is performing…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
There’s something wrong with the Hornets. The Bulls were/are totally imploding, yet the Hornets still lost. What’s the problem? More importantly, what’s the solution? I don’t know if one can figure out the solution without knowing the problem, but that’s a philosophical conundrum for another day. Right now we’re just gonna look at why the…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
This video is just another exhibit, another piece of evidence to be used in explaining Nic Batum’s sub-40% shooting from the field (okay, fair’s fair, he dragged it up to exactly 40% after last night’s game). All his made field goals, save one, were jumpshots, and many of them were very tough jumpshots. If you…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 27 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Last season, by this time in the year, I was getting pissed at how many Marvin “W-Marv” Williams highlights I was having to do. The deal with W-Marv is that he doesn’t have any fans anymore. It seemed like he was scoring 22 every game, and every time he did I was forced to make…
Read MoreBrian Roberts 15 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2017)
Brian “Big Shot Rob” Roberts’ primary claim to fame is that he once led the league in free-throw percentage, shooting 94% from the free throw line. This was in the 2013-14 season when he played for a newly-christened Pelicans team who were without their starting point guard for most of the season (Jrue Holiday, who…
Read MoreChristian Wood 14 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2017)
It’s been a while (a year and four months), but Christian “Hard” Wood is finally making his long-awaited return to my channel! I knew, back when he scored 15 for the 76ers back in November of 2015, that a talent of his magnitude would not be able to be held down forever. True fans of…
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