Cheick Diallo entered the locker room after the game and boldly walked up to where Deandre Ayton was sitting. “You should just leave,” Cheick said to his teammate. “It’s obvious you’re not needed on this team anymore.” “Don’t let two good games get to your head, man,” Deandre answered. “You make it hard to be…
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Cheick Diallo 22 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2019)
Even with Deandre Ayton, the Suns starting center and probable franchise cornerstone, out of the picture because of steroids, Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo wasn’t getting regular playing time. It took the backup center, Aron Baynes, going down with injury before Diallo could finally crack the rotation and start doing Diallo-y things. Prior to tonight,…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 16 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
Full title of this video: “Cheick Diallo 16 Points/1 Mailman Dunk Full Highlights”. Karl Malone is still getting paid tribute to all these years later, even if his reputation is totally trashed and he’s almost forgotten as a basketball player. This is the second Mailman dunk of the season that I can recall, Aaron Gordon…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 15 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (3/1/2019)
My efforts to get people hyped for Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo, up until this point, have been unsuccessful. But what if I told you that he just had a performance where he TOOK OVER the GAME in the FOURTH QUARTER, scoring FIFTEEN points and WINNING his TEAM the GAME? And what if I told…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 18 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Final statline for Cheick Diallo against Puke Faulton, NoDefense “LeBron James” Suckballs and the whole Lackers team: 18 points on 8-for-8 shooting, 10 rebounds, and 2 blocks on Braindead Ingrandma in only 18 minutes of action. He also did a Mutombo fingerwag, which he’s allowed to do since he’s African (no cultural appropriation here), but…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 16 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
I don’t know how over-unders work or what they even are really, because I’m not a degenerate gambling-addicted schmoe, but what’s the over-under on Cheick Diallo getting a 20-20 game before the season is over? I’m going with 1000. Final answer. The Pelicans commentators (or at least Joel Meyers) seem to think it will happen,…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 18 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2019)
Add Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo to the ever-growing list of reasons why the Pelicans don’t even need/want Anthony Davis anymore. Why would you want a stadpadding chucker who only plays defense when it suits him on a team that is trying to win games? You wouldn’t. You want players like Julius Randle, who puts…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 16 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2019)
I bet when the NBA schedulemakers slapped this game onto the schedule, they had no idea that they would be setting up a momentous battle of the ages, a clash of rival players so pitched, so fevered, so ruthlessly violent, that NBA fans decades from now will speak of it in reverent tones. And the…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” is averaging 16/12 per 36 minutes. Per-36 stats are the best kind of stats because it lets you see how a bench player would fare as a starter with no catches or gotchas. What could be more clear-cut than per-36 stats? You play Diallo 36 minutes, you get sixteen points out…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 13 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)
Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo had one of the most anomalous early-career performances that I can remember when he scored nineteen points in his third NBA game. The highlight video depicting the feat is gone now (keep praying for my channel to return and eventually Jesus will hear you), but the memory of it lives…
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