Okay. I gotta say something here. Something straight from the heart. And if you don’t like it, go ahead and revoke your Patreon donation (you are donating to my Patreon, aren’t you?): This “Cheese” nickname for Chris Chiozza needs to stop. Right now. As one of the world’s foremost experts on NBA player nicknames, both…
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Chris Chiozza 10 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
I think I figured out why the Nets commentary crew keeps bringing up cheese and cheese-related puns during the broadcast. It’s because Chris Chiozza’s name, if you mangle the pronunciation of it, sort of sounds like it contains the word “cheese”. And that’s it. If they’re actually gonna keep doing this, which I hope they…
Read MoreChris Chiozza 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
COVID-19 can kill a lot of things. It can kill economies. It can kill people. It can kill normal human society. But the one thing it cannot kill is CHIOZZANITY. (In case you forgot, Chiozzanity is defined as extreme ardor for, bordering on obsession with, Brooklyn Nets point guard Chris Chiozza and his exploits on…
Read MoreChris Chiozza 13 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Chiozzanity is happening right now. RIGHT NOW. The thing with these minor -sanity’s is that if you blink, they’re gone. You missed it. So you have to be paying attention at all times. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! There are probably tons of people out there who didn’t even notice that Linsanity was happening before it was over….
Read MoreChris Chiozza 14 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)
This is the kind of video that probably should’ve been first on my priority list for this slate of games. All these other vids I made, people know all about those players. There is no shortage of highlightage for any of those dudes except for maybe Semi Ojeleye. And the point of this channel, the…
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