Chris Clemons All 51 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

Everybody knows that size matters in the NBA. Short guys are often overlooked because their scoring almost never makes up for the extreme size disadvantage that makes effective defense an impossibility. You know this is a real issue for short guys because I myself am 5’9″ (roughly) and my defense is awful. The blame falls…

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Chris Clemons 16 Points/9 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

At one point during this game, Chris Clemons was listed as having 10 assists. The Rockets commentators even mentioned him having a double-double, so the stats they were looking at also had Clemons with 10. But now that I’m here making this vid, everywhere I look says he only had 9. They also gave Isaiah…

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Chris Clemons 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2019)

CHRIS CLEMONS SHOT DISTRIBUTION WATCH UPDATE: 62 THREES, 15 TWOS THIS CONCLUDES THE CHRIS CLEMONS SHOT DISTRIBUTION WATCH UPDATE STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES ON THE STATUS OF CHRIS CLEMONS’ SHOT DISTRIBUTION Clemons was a little bit more extreme than usual in his shot selection tonight; he attempted 11 threes, and only 1 two (which…

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Chris Clemons 16 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2019)

Chris Clemons is short for an NBA player. Average-sized for a normal American, and gigantic compared to the average Guatemalan, but for an NBA player? Midget. The only player as midgety as him that’s currently playing (shoutout to Kay Felder and Tyler Ulis) is the one-and-only Isaiah Thomas. But for some reason, Clemons doesn’t seem…

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Chris Clemons 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/16/2019)

The Houston Rockets seem to be a perfect fit for Chris Clemons. In retrospect, we could’ve seen this coming; what better place for a guy who loves nothing more than to shoot tons of shots, than a place where the coach loves to have his players shoot tons of shots? It’s a match made in…

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Chris Clemons 16 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (11/3/2019)

First off, I want to state how impressed I am with Chris Clemons’ second career game action being a legit block. Dudes who are 5-foot-9, like Clemons is, don’t usually get rejections as emphatic as his was. Most of the time, you’re not surprised when they go a whole season while only getting 1 or…

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