The room’s small space was illuminated by three torches which obscured no details of the horrific sight before them: two human corpses that had decayed past the point of identification. One was a slightly overweight man whose most distinctive feature was a very large black beard. The maggots which had consumed the flesh of his…
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Chris Paul All 203 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation Part I)
“Where did you say we were again?” Shai Gilgeous-Alexander asked. “Romania,” Chris Paul answered. He didn’t blame his young teammate for being unable to distinguish the landscape of one Eastern European country from that of another. Even the impressive castle that loomed in front of them was not distinctly “Romanian” in any way. It looked…
Read MoreChris Paul All 208 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2015-16 Jumperilation Part II)
We now continue our series exploring why Chris Paul has never made a conference finals. (2011-12 Los Angeles Clippers, 40-26, lost conference semis 0-4 against San Antonio): Lob City is born. This is notable because everybody got tired of Ralph Lawler yelling “oh me oh my” and “the lob THE JAM” very quickly. At this…
Read MoreChris Paul All 208 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2015-16 Jumperilation Part I)
It’s an oft-repeated sentiment in online circles: Chris Paul is a loser. He can win in the regular season, but his teams never make deep playoff runs. If he really has been the best PG in the NBA for stretches of his eleven-year career, shouldn’t he have been able to drag one of his teams…
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